captorpalooza

my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left

and the crowd goe2 nut2 2howeriing you iin tomato plant2. tell my twiin two 2tep up hii2 game iif he2 le22 obnoxiiou2 than ii am. that ii2 a trave2ty and 2hould not be allowed two 2tand. the priimo balleriino de2erve2 nothiing but top level a22holery at all time2.

ii dont know what ii wa2 doiing when you po2ted that, but iit wa2 definiitely not hangiing chrii2tma2 liight2, and ii2 now laughiing at your paiin. good call.

Well I guess we should have expected Karkat to stay away.

yeah. he left me here wiith all you nutjob2. rude.

Talking a8out yourself again, Sollux?

only becau2e your guy2’ crazy ii2 contagiiou2. iit’2 already rubbed off on me, but KK wa2 far enough away he 2tiill ha2 a 2hot a2 long a2 he doe2nt come back.

Well I guess we should have expected Karkat to stay away.

yeah. he left me here wiith all you nutjob2. rude.

Of course not. How much time have we spent together that hasn’t 8een parentally mandated or forced 8y the game?

hahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA. look at that. ii'm a one man party.

Only if we get to 8ug him while we’re there.

of cour2e. that2 half the fun. you cant beliieve ii'm goiing ju2t two ba2k iin your 2parkliing company, can you?

You wanna take care of conning someone out of candles? In home shrines seem to require them.

ii'll 2ee what ii can do. 2o where are we puttiing the grave? ii vote out by KK'2 hou2e 2o iit'2 a piilgriimage two vii2iit iit. 

I have a string of monster pull ta8s I was going to link together into dum8 jewelry. Let’s dig a grave, make a headstone, and hold a proper funeral.

2ound2 liike a plan. we can keep two each two put up a2 a memoriial iin our home2. proper 2hriine2 befiittiing the lo2t.

holy 2hiit. 2top the pre22e2. we actually agree on 2omethiing. let u2 mourn our lo22e2 together.

Dad yes.  Dad all the time. Dad always.