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Ganondorf: I told Link their ears flush when they lie. Zelda: Why? Ganondorf: Look. Ganondorf: Hey Link! Do you love us? Link, covering their ears: No. Zelda:

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Zelda: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Link: Okay, but in my defense, Ganondorf bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Zelda: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Posesivness
Ganondorf: Posesive as a colector. Doens't want his most prized posesions to be hurt or tarnished.
Zelda: Posesive in a godly way. Her most devoted followers must be sheilded from devoted followers.
Link: Possesive in a protective way. All threats are noticed and destroyed.
Ganondorf likes Sabaton.
Williness to Jump of a cilff
Ganondorf: Not at all. Would question why he would even have to. Would instead climb down or float down.
Zelda: Following right after Link. If there is a cliff, then jumping off it is the most effective way to get down.
Link: Would do in a heartbeat. No questions just heading staight off the edge.

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Reaction to eating sothern biscuts and gravy.
Ganondorf: No problem. Doesn't even register as an issue. Has eaten worse and weirder meals. Growing up in a desert makes one used to strange foods. May even make him stronger. Would ask for more.
Zelda: Immediate stomach ache. Body was not ment to eat this much fat and carbs in one meal especially at breakfast. Will only finish her serving out of politness. Spends the rest of the day recovering.
Link: Iorn stomach provided by the Gods. Eats it without question. Joins Ganondorf in seconds. No long term probelms. Does sparing pratice right after with zero losses in performances.
I saw someone talking about about Ganondorf in OoT and saying he must be gay because he wears so much leather.
And that got me thinking: what kind of stereotypical guy
Wears a lot of leather
Is enormous, absolutely jacked, and terrifying
Is an outlaw
Comes from a place west of a major river that is infamous for its harsh desert climate and lawlessness?
A fucking BIKER
Every time but Wind Waker we even see him on a horse, too, if I could draw worth shit I’d draw him on a MOTORCYCLE
Ganzelink au
Ganondorf is the head of a motercycle gang that teriorises the Great Planes and the Rockies called Raging Boar. Zelda is the daughter of Shika Tech who has Link as a bodygarud. One night their car breaks down on the side of the road. Ganondorf who is passing through sees them and offers to help them out. Zelda promisies to repay the favor.
Overtime their relationship eloves into a complicated love afair that Ganondorf isn't quite sure how it will turn out. In the end Zelda takes over as CEO of Shika tech and weds Link on paper to keep up apreances. Ganondorf becomes an important member of the company that noboy knows what his job is.
Rummers persist that he's in a polyamorus relationship and is the head of the infamus Raging Boar Biker gang. The fact that a few of Link and Zelda's kids looking like minature Ganondorfs and the increase of Raging Boar activites near their home doesnt' go unnoticed.
Tears of Kingdom is nearly here~!!
The art that made me a Ganzelink shipper.
Modern Ganzelink with a twist.
They live in a middle of knowwhere town. Where Ganondorf is the judge, Zelda is the Mayor, and Link the the sherif of the local police department.
Ganondorf: Is the head of the garudo neighborhood. An all female neighborhood who's girls are the best in school sports. Women own many shops and run the local bank. Is the only Judge of the town.
Zelda: Called 'Princes Zelda" by locals as the mayorship has been passed down through out the generations. Family owns the car delaship, mall, and gorceiry store in town.
Link: Sherif of the local police department. Spends most of his time wondering around the community. If he has to do any police work he's on it with percision. It's mainly for speeding tickets. If he has to bring any one to court it's in the afternoon because he's not waking up ealry for that.
Together they run the town in an odd but peacefull manor.
Expanding the Ganzelink Roadtrip post
Trip: Cross country adventure over early fall. Mainly hitting senace nautre preserves for camping. Also hitting local atractions on the way.
Vehiacle: Van for both people moving and camping storage. Used mainly because Ganondorf is huge and Link hoards camping supplies.
Ganondorf: Main driver. Trusts the Navinav with his life. Gets road rage at dumb driving and heavy trafic. Somehow the resposible one in the van. Tries to not take breaks while driving. Never drives at night.
Zelda: Passenger princess and the dedicated corodinator. Ensures breakes every every two hours that is at least ten minutes long. Usualy at the most convient gas station or rest stop. Handles the music. Usualy a combination of Metal and Rock for Ganondorf, Big Band and Clasical peices for herself, and Folk and instrumentals for Link. Handles anything that Ganondorf of Link need while they drive.
Link: Dedicated back up driver. Distributes snacks and drinks as needed. Somehow knows all the backroads and best reststops. Dedicated night driver. A bit of a speedster, yet never gets in trouble for this. Reminds everyone to chill when things get tense. Mainly due to Ganondorf's road rage.

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Ganondorf trying to learn hylian: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Zelda: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Link: Smad.
Roles on the Road Trip
Ganondorf: Main driver. Has a plan and sticks to it. Gets pissed when stuck in a massive back up. Generaly a safe driver.
Zelda: Passenger princess. Gives out snacks and reminds Ganondorf to take a break.
Link: King of chilling in the backseat. Somehow knows all the back roads. Dedicated back up driver.
Garudo Shop Worker: King please come to the front desk? Ganondorf, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Garudo Shop Worker: points to Zelda and Link Garudo Shop Worker: I believe they belong to you? Zelda and Link, simultaneously: We got lost :( Ganondorf: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Ganondorf: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Zelda: How am I supposed to know? Link: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Zelda: *sighs* Zelda: You wouldn't be trapped.
Nabooru: My King is everything alright with your Voe and Vai?
Ganondorf carring Zelda and Link on each shoulder: The princess was staying up late reading, and our knight was unable to help me in getting her to bed. I had to take action to get them both to bed at a reasonable time.

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I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."
Ganondorf is the king of Dad jokes.
He never intends on making them though.