Apollo 11 Fangirl

Ganondorf, as he had been named, was the only male born to the gerudo tribe in one hundred years. The first few years of life he could not recall, though that mattered not. What mattered was the here and now, he was getting his training to rule properly when he came of age. He didn't really understand it, there was already a perfectly good woman ruling the tribe but he did not go against his guardians. His surrogate mothers told him that he will be a great and powerful king, for now, however, he was too young. He couldn't even get on the throne by himself without something else to climb onto first, he was much too small for any kind of talk about ruling… And yet, he was already getting training from the elders of the village for it, his mothers were adamant that he get this training as early as possible and to the point he could rule effortlessly by the time he came of age. He didn't understand why exactly, something about a prophecy he didn't get to know all the details of. From his understanding of it at this age, he would become king soon and needed to be ready for anything… And everything.

Tony: Seeing a version of himself in Peter. Knowing what its like to be miss understood and unwanted. Deciding that its better to be a father due to this.

I swear when I focus on my etiquette I feel so powerful.

Firstly:

- Stop the slouching. Start training your posture.

- Slow down. Almost as of you're in a daze, but not so much so that you look stupid. Stop being in such a hurry to go here, there, sit down, walk around, snatch that drink, etc. Breathe.

- Eye contact is everything

Anyways! Onto my tips and tricks (I can't verify these, they're just what I know don't yell at me)

Elbows off the table unless you're at your home. Forearms are acceptable.

Place personal items into your handbag, and behind you in your seat. Or place the bag in your lap and place your napkin over it.

Look into hand placement for holding different drinks ! They're usually held by the stem but your hand placement completely changes the way you and the glass look. Wine glasses are generally held near the bottom of the stem, with your thumb and index finger primarily grasping it. here's a TikTok for those who would like it.

If you're walking down stairs with a long dress on, pinch /grasp with two hands on both sides of the dress and lift just above the ankles before walking down.

When handling butter & bread: if you're sharing butter, get enough for the entire piece of bread and place it on your plate. From there, tear off pieces of bread and apply your butter bit by bit.

To appear more elegant while walking up stairs in heels, turn a little bit to an angle, (almost prom style walk down, just a little less) and grab the railing. Keep your shoulders up. Walk up and it'll appear more graceful this way.

Australia is a wild child, but follows all the rules.

Canada is kind, but is more violent in war than his own father.