party in the graveyard

once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me

a box of spiral macaroni appeared in my pantry i have no idea how long its been there and i have no recollection of ever buying one how did it get there

i have begun interrogation

“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”

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When Aradia peaked in, Sollux was sitting on the edge of his bed with his arms crossed and pouting. He immediately looked over at her but didn’t really want to say anything else because hearing her voice is when a feeling of guilt came across him. He puffed, “I’ve decided to forgive you, AA, because I haven’t actually been taking my medication and you can see right through me.” 

"That's all I wanted to know." She murmured from her spot in the doorway, sighing softly, "I didn't ask so I could nag at you or anything." Aradia explained and tilted her head to the side before stepping into Sollux's room. She didn't speak any further, shuffling over and plopping herself down on the bed right next to him. It was true, she wasn't about to lecture him, especially seeing how he'd reacted, she was just worried.

its a pleasure to meet you as well

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"You ask me all the time! Everyone does and I don’t want to hear it any more. I take my meds!" He exclaimed, flailing his arms because that really made him look like someone who took their medication. Sollux swung into his room and slammed the door behind him, shoving himself against it. It was only a moment before he let it open again and headed over to flop on his bed instead. 

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