You can call me a flower if you want to

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

Exactly.

please do not scare the lump

Lump trumpet

I want to be a cryptid but not like I want to turn into mothman or bigfoot I just want to be regular old me but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed eating lil debbie snack cakes and the government tries to conceal my existence 

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long