apitou-or-bust

if you don’t know who i am… you should really work on that. i know you all have been waiting with bated breath to hear from me, so here i am. as a significant cultural influence, i have decided to share with the public a fully detailed account of my rise to Cornhuskin’ fame so that you may all enjoy my amazing story of personal success. this can be found on my amazon storefront for $64.99 (use the code HALO64 for an autographed headshot of your favorite angel, me, and 2% off).

happy stunt season angels! good luck to all the classes! just remember it’s not about who wins, it’s about having fun with your sisters! although I wouldn’t know, my class (aka the most flawless class to ever grace mereco campus circa 1964) won every single year ;) xoxo.