aphrosephonae

The writers of this show and their love for secret siblings

Of course Hiram would own the jail

WHY DIDNT BETTY GO TO FP? SHE IS BEING EXTORED AND DOESN’T GO TO THE PERSON THAT COULD HELP

Three episodes in and still no Sweetpea

We went a full 12 minutes without a shirtless scene. A new record.

Why do I get the feeling that jughead’s new school is going to turn out to be a secret cult?

You know, Cheryl, if you don’t want people to find out that you have a corpse in your house, perhaps you shouldn’t have a corpse in your house

Kevin is such a snake and he had so much potential

Did Cherly get Jason’s body embalmed or something because he’s been dead for over a year or so and his body doesn’t look all that decayed

Where is sweet pea? I don’t care about anyone else

I forgot that Reggie’s dad was an ass