beet root

Feeling highly ambiguous tonight

Like in a sexy way?

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

Tridents are just pitchforks of the sea.

Why is there a Mario 64 glitch called brutal death

Happy 20th anniversary to the gruesome death of Mario

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.