If you lived here, you'd be home.

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Carrying huuuuuge book around with me everywhere so people think I'm a big smart guy but I do it bc it'sthe best way to stop a bullet

Vests make you look like a puss. I look literate as hell

High on thc pen and empty stomach might be my most effective form actually

Tuesday evening hubris

They're doing amazing things with rectangle nowadays

All hours are billable if you're some kind of fuckin william

Some of my favorite humans are big

Choosing to not be perfect yet again today. It's on purpose you see

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday