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portuguese and spanish are like siblings. italian their cousin. romanian is the cousin everyone forgets about. french is the freak cousin, there's something wrong with them

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Portugal: I don’t need any more friends. I already have four.

France: Don’t you mean five?

Portugal: *looks directly at Spain*

Portugal: No, I’m pretty sure I meant to say four.

#hws spain #hws france #hws portugal #hetalia incorrect quotes

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France: If you could have sex with one real person from all human history - what is your ultimate lay?

Spain: I'd like to have sex one more time with my previous lover, who passed away 20 years ago. My body earns for him. The ultimate downside to finding the "the one" is he may die young and leave you wanting.

France:

Spain:

Portugal: I also choose Antonio's dead lover.

#aph portugal #aph spain #aph france #hws portugal #hws spain #hws france

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Portugal: I’m having salad for dinner!

Portugal: Well, fruit salad.

Portugal: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

Portugal: Okay, it’s all grapes.

Portugal: Fermented grapes.

Portugal:

Portugal: It’s wine.

Portugal: I’m having wine for dinner.

#aph portugal #aph incorrect quotes #hws portugal #seriously France would say this as well

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Romano calling Spain: Wanna come over?

Spain: I can't. No tango pasta*

Romano: *screams to the other side of the house* Feli! Bring the bastard some pasta!

*no tengo pasta in Spain means they're broke.

#aph south italy #aph romano #aph spain #hws south italy #hws romano #hws spain

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Rome: Hello children. today, i give you the word morbidus. It means diseased or lame.

Spain: I'll call it...mórbido.

Portugal: Sim. me too. mórbido.

Rome: That's good. That's good. What about you France?

France: Morbide.

England: I'll call it morbid too!

Rome: ... You're not even mine but okay.

Romania: I also say morbid.

Rome: *Ignores Romania* Alright what about you, my little sweetie pie?

Italy: ... oh! morbido / morbida.

Italy: but i want to be different. it means soft!

Rome: WHAT?

#aph france #aph portugal #aph romance countries #aph spain #aph romance nations #aph grandpa rome #aph romania #aph italy #aph north italy #aph rome

*except Romanian

#romance languages #source: languages meme

#romance languages #latin #italian #french #spanish #portuguese

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Spain: I don't understand why you won't speak Spanish. It's not a big deal.

Portugal: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Spain: You just told me you're pregnant.

France: Congratulations Portugal, you're glowing!

#aph portugal #hws portugal #aph spain #hws spain #hws france #aph france

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Spain: Violence isn't the answer.

Portugal: You’re right.

Spain: *sighs in relief*

Portugal: Violence is the question.

Spain: What?

Portugal, starts running: And the answer is yes.

Spain: NO-

#hws spain #hws portugal #aph spain #aph portugal #iberian brothers

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Spain and Portugal take a drunk, provocative photo

France:

Latin America:

Brazil:

#hws portugal #hws spain #aph portugal #aph spain #hws france #aph france #hws brazil #lh brazil #latin hetalia #iberian brothers #yup

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Romano : I can't believe it! Those bastards postponed my surgery because I drank milk within 48 hours and apparently milk isn't a liquid and neither is coffee!

Romania: No listen. Only two things are liquids: water and cats.

#aph romania #hws romania #aph romano #hws romano #aph south italy #hws south italy

Francis: So.. how does it feel like to see Brazil's flag instead of yours when choosing Portuguese?

João: How does it feel to win the most battles but still being seen as a weakling who surrenders all the time?

#aph romance countries #aph romance nations #aph france #aph portugal #i forgot i had that in my drafts #bruh moment

#language memes #french language #spanish language #portuguese language

YEET a random romance nations meme

#aph meme #hetalia meme #aph romance nations #aph romance countries #aph france #aph romano #aph south italy #aph north italy #aph veneziano #aph spain #aph romania #aph portugal #flower meme #im sorry for the bad edit #i ruined vene ;-;

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Hand over Suisse! He should belong to us. -Signed the romance nations

Germany- Are you threatening to kidnap Switzerland? Because that really doesn't sound like something you would want to do...

Austria- No let's hear them out

Germany- You want to hear out potential kidnappers?

Austria- If they want him they can take him

Switzerland- What!? No they can't!

Liechtenstein- please don't take him, I don't want to be without him!

Kugelmugel- Who are the romance nations?

Prussia- Clearly a group of criminals, we're on to you! If you want a war we can declare one!

Germany- Stop declaring wars!

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France: We're not kidnappers!!! He just belongs to us as much as he belongs to you.

Portugal: Stop it, Francis! Sorry to bother you. We don't want war.

Spain: Si. Why would you even want Switzerland anyway?

N. Italy: We could be more people to play football!

S. Italy: You bunch of idioti! All of you, especially the potato bastards! I'm going home.

Spain: We'd prefer have Belgium anyway.

S. Italy: For once, I agree.

Portugal: *loud sigh* Can you take me instead?

#aph romance countries #aph romance nations #aph france #aph portugal #aph spain #aph south italy #aph north italy #aph veneziano #aph romano #aph germanics #aph switzerland #aph germany #aph austria #aph kugelmugel #aph liechtenstein #aph prussia

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There shouldn't be a "best of 3" for the best at sex? 🤔 But probably it wouldn't work... Still it would have been fun 😋

I fear that my single brain cell isnt working properly.

What wouldn't work and would be fun?

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@thecodfishhost bro its okay. if you want the thotiest of them, I say Francis or Antonio.

#ask #lemon

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