Incorrect Hetalia Quotes

“If I stop drinking all at once, I fear the cumulative hangover would kill me.”

America: [Drunk] Ivan, I’m in love with you.

England: I have no more love to give today.

Germany: Wait, are you drunk?

America: Woah, woah, woah, woah- Mattie, this is not my Batman glass.

Prussia: Well, from this day forward, I, Gilbert Beilschmidt, will never drink again.

Baby Iceland: [Talking about Norway] Don’t worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read his diary.

“Acting like a demon for the clout is not a choice. It’s a game, and I’m winning.”

Hungary: You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special.

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

“I changed all my passwords to 'Incorrect.' So whenever I forget, it will tell me 'Your password is incorrect.”

England: You know, Sherlock’s brother Mycroft has a brain like a computer.

America: Mattie, there’s a message in my alphabet soup. It says “ooooooo.”