Peskycrow

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

sorry if i come off as rude my mother didn't like me for several years

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

I used to LOVE books of random fun facts when I was a kid but the problem is that now I'm an adult who understands things like the importance of citing verifiable sources

like. ok. you have smart people who are not very curious (fine but boring) and you have smart people who are curious (cool) and you have dumb people who are not that curious (fine but boring) and you have dumb people who are curious (fun). and then you have to add an axis for superiority complex. we're in a cube now. smart people who are not very curious and dont have a notable superiority complex - fine. smart people who are not very curious and have a superiority complex - infuriating. etc etc. dumb people who are curious AND have a superiority complex are gold. ideal coworker. ideal internet observation subject. love these people so much. i will go wherever you go. does this make sense. i wish i could draw this

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you