The Call - A Percy Jackson Fix-it Fic
A Percy Jackson fix-it storyâ a twenty-five year old Percy Jackson finds himself in âthe good lifeâ. Heâs working on his PHD in marine biology, completing an off-shore research project collecting data on endangered sea animals in the Galapagos. He spends his days measuring fish, analysing water samples, playing with whale sharks, and defending against the occasional monster attack. Heâs living the dream life, and yetâ his dreams haunt him every night. Versions of himself he feels slipping away, day by day. He would never complain about his lifeâ the research he gets to do, video chatting with his mom and Estelle on the weekends, running his environmental activism blog, and spending every moment he can in the water. But something just doesnât feel right. This isnât how his life was supposed to turn outâ for better or for worse, he feels like an imposter, getting to spend his days in some alternate reality where demigods get to live normal and fulfilling lives. His feelings turn out to be correct when the fates show up at his work one day, determined to correct the timeline⌠by sending him back to Yancy Academy thirteen years in the past.Â
He came to on a school bus, waking up bumping his head against the glass window pane. A boy sat next to him, breathing deeply and trying to ignore the girl in the seat behind them who seemed determined to rile him up, throwing pieces of her lunch into the boyâs curly hair. Percy startled.Â
âGrover?â He asked, his eyes widening with recognition of his best friend, Grover Underwood, as he looked in sixth grade.Â
âItâs okay, Percy.â Grover replied, clearly concerned that Percy was going to lose it on Nancy Bobofit. It came back to him in a flood. Grover was worried about Percy because he was already on probation with the school. One more toe out of line and Percy would be expelled from Yancey Academy. Confusion swarmed Percy. He wasnât supposed to be at Yancyâ he was supposed to be tagging and tracking a stream of Leatherback Sea Turtles on their migration through the islands.Â
Percy looked down at himself. Grover wasnât the only one looking like a middle schooler. Percy was wearing the blue Yancy Academy t-shirtâ his body the scrawny and unscarred version of himself he barely remembered from before the days of monster slaying and lava rock wall climbing at camp.Â
âGods, Iâm having the weirdest sense of Deja Vu.â He wined, taking into account his voice now sounded several octaves higher than normal.Â
âIâm alrightâ sheâs usually way worse than this.â Grover said, dodging another piece of Nancyâs lunch. Middle school bullies and Latin pop-quizzes. These were the things that tormented his life at twelve years old. Life was so much simpler here, in the mortal world; going to school, standing up to bullies, trying and failing to pass his classes while battling his ADHD and dyslexia. Nancy Bobofit eventually gave up trying to rile them up. Percyâs patience and temper were that of a twenty-five year old man, not a twelve year old. It didnât take a genius to understand Nancy probably had something more going on at home which led her to making the choices she didâ anything and everything for attention, regardless if it was positive or negative. While Grover spent the rest of the ride pulling chunks of peanut butter and ketchup sandwich out of his hair, Percy desperately pulled on his memory, trying to remember where he was or what he was doing before waking up on the bus.
He had woken up as normal that day, rocking in the captain's bunk of his sailboat tied to the floating research platform he worked at. It had been shaping up to be a beautiful morning, sun just starting to peak over the horizon. He had made himself a cup of coffee and sat on the edge of his boat, dipping his feet into the water when they appeared out of nowhere. Three little old ladies, one in the middle holding a basket of yarn, flanked on either side by two ladies knitting what appeared to be mittens. Percyâs heart had jumped into his throat. This had not been the first time he had seen the old ladies. The first had been at a bus stop, when they cut the electric blue thread of life that had predicted the end of a son of Hermes, Luke Castellan. The second time had been in the throne room on Mount Olympus, when the three old ladies had carried Lukeâs body for his funeral rites after the battle of Manhattan. And now it seemed, they had come for Percy. He had taken a deep breathâ not in fear, but in sadness. Demigod lives were never long, and he did not fear death. He carried drachma with him with the foreknowledge that he would one day need to pay Charon, the ferryman of damnation. No, it was not fear that gripped him, but sadness. Estelle had just turned eight. He had plans to take her skateboarding when he returned home to New York. He was going to teach her how to kick flip. The three ladies paid him no attentionâ truly they did not pay much of anything attention; They all stared, blank faced ahead, at seemingly nothing. The yarn they knitted was not the same bright blue it had been the last time he saw themâ this time it was sea green, a dark, murky color that reminded Percy of the sea floor. As he watched, the middle lady pulled out a pair of golden shears- and in one, fluid motion, snapped them closed around the yarn. Percyâs jaw dropped. There was no loud snip as there had been last time. And the yarn did not separate as it had last time either. The shears had dented around the yarnâ the yarn that had refused to yield. The middle lady looked down at the yarn. The other two ladies stopped knitting. From the spot the shears had struck, the yarn transformedâ bleeding gold in both directions, changing the sea green into a shimmering metallic, worthy of much more than a pair of mittens. The ladies looked up, straight at Percy,
âA choice has been madeâ the wrong choice. Learn from your mistakes Perseus Jackson. Make the right choice.â
His head throbbed. Percy remembered the old ladies, but did not remember anything past their dire warning. How did he get here? Had he messed something up so colossally bad, the fates had to intervene? He ran through a list of regrets in his headâ not a short list by any means. Lives lost, reckless decisions made⌠the life of a demigod was not an easy one. Bianca, ZoĂŤ, Beckendorf, Silena, Castor, Lee Fletcher, Michael YewâŚÂ Jason. The number of lives lost from twelve to twenty-two was almost unimaginable had he not lived through it himself. What mistake had he made? What would happen if and when he corrected it? Would he be returned to his life? Would his life still be the same? A million questions swirled around his head as he unloaded from the bus and followed the line of sixth graders marching into the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The entire time he could hear Grover in the background rambling about the different exhibits he hoped to see inside. Percy could barely hold it together let alone find excitement for a middle school field trip to a museum his mom had taken him to multiple times.Â
Chiron led the museum tour. Percy shook his head. Mr. Brunner led the museum tour. He rode his wheelchair, guiding the group past marble statues and ancient pottery. He stopped in an atrium of grave markers. Stele, he called them. Large, marble obelisks decorated and engraved with inscriptions from tombsâ he gathered them around a larger one, about thirteen feet tall, showcasing a young girl from Paros Island. She had died sometime between four and five BC during Greeceâs Classical Period. Annabeth would have loved this. Percy looked down at his shoes. Annabethâ who had been one of his best friends and his first love. She had moved to London after schoolâ working at some architecture firm Percy could not pronounce the name of. Tartulus had trauma bonded them in a way, and college had allowed them both to pursue their own interests. They had drifted apart over the yearsâ not that Percy held any ill will towards her, they had just become different people.Â
Percy was jolted out of his stupor by Mrs. Doddsâ Alecto, as Percy remembered. She was standing behind Nancy Bobofit (who was whispering to her friend loud enough for the whole museum to hear), looking down at him as if daring him to say something. Percy did not feel the need to take the baitâ Nancyâs or Mrs. Doddsâ. He turned his attention back to Mr. Brunner, who was droning on about Greek funeral art, looking sadly at the stele like he had been at this girlâs funeral.Â
âAnd can anyone tell me what this scene represents?â Chiron asked the students, pointing to a carving on the side of the grave marker. Percy couldnât really see Chiron or the engraved marker from his place at the back of the group, but he raised his hand nonetheless. Chiron, clearly surprised that Percy was willingly participating, called on him immediately,
âYes, Percy? Can you see alright back there?â He asked, eyebrows raised.
âThe scene shows the titan Kronos eating his children, the gods. The beginning of the end for the titanomachy.â Percy replied, not moving from his spot at the back.Â
âThe end of the titanomachy⌠Why would this be the beginning of the end for Kronos?â Chiron asked, prodding further.
âKronos ate all his kids, except for Zeus who was hidden away at birth. Once Zeus had grown up, he tricked his father into drinking poison, forcing him to throw-up Zeusâ siblings who overpowered Kronos, ending the titanomachy and beginning the reign of the gods.â Percy stared down Mrs. Dodds as he spoke, trying his best to show he wasnât scared of her. She could read it as another delinquent student, but Percy got the feeling she was aware he knew who she was, what she was, and he was not afraid of a Fury. Nancy Bobofit laughed,
âWhen are we going to use this in real life? Likeâ when is a job application going to say âplease explain why Kronos ate his kids?ââ Chiron, who had looked delighted at Percyâs answer, once again seized the opportunity for further learning.
âAnd why, Percy, as Ms. Bobofit excellently phrased, does this matter in real life?â Chiron had moved his wheelchair further to the side, so he could see Percy directly as he faced him. Percy thought for several moments. He could see why knowledge of the Greek world, monsters, gods and goddesses, titans and giants, were important in real life for him, but why would it be important to mortals? They didnât pay attention anyway. Everything they saw or heard about the world Percy lived in was masked for themâ the mist playing tricks on their mind and their senses.Â
âIâm not sure, sir. Maybe prepare us for tragedy?â He answered, lamely.
âTragedy you say? What was tragic about Zeus freeing his siblings and ending the tyranny of the titanomachy?â Chiron was looking at Percy interestingly now, more curiously than he would for a simple history lesson.
âWell, they didnât really do any better than their father, did they? Look at Zeusâ son, Jasonâ he led the Argonauts and successfully found the golden fleece only for Hera to kill him as he slept on his ship. Then thereâs Bellerophon, son of Posideon, who was killed by Zeus for daring to fly a Pegasusâ Zeus saw the sky as his domain, even though the Pegasus is related to Poseidon. When Asclepius, son of Apollo, made medical advances offering mortals a way to come back from death, Zeus killed him, intent on keeping immortality for the gods. Kronos eating the gods and all the old stories of Greek mythology prepare us for tragedy in our own livesâ give us someone to blame.â Outside thunder roared. While it had been raining when they arrived at the museum, Percy had a feeling he had just upset a few people upstairs, indeed Mr. Brunner had winced every time Percy named an Olympian.Â
âThat is certainly⌠one way to see it.â Mr. Brunner gave Percy a strange look. âIndeed Mr. Jackson, Zeus did feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, Hestia, Goddess of Home and Hearth, Demeter, Goddess of Farming and the Harvest, Hera, Goddess of Family and Marriage, Hades, God of the Underworld, and Poseidon, God of the Sea, Storms, and Earthquakes.â Mr. Brunner spoke with a certain reverence that Percy could not appreciateâ except perhaps for Hestia. The goddess had always been kind to Percy, had reminded him what mattered the most at the most difficult of times. â⌠the gods then defeated their father, Kronos, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the deepest and darkest part of the underworld.â Percy could not stop the unconscious shutter that ran through his body when Mr. Brunner mentioned Tartarus. Good to know that was still waiting for him in the futureâ though, maybe perhaps, he thought, he could find a way of keeping Annabeth from having to make the trip. âAnd on that happy note, itâs time for lunch.â Mr. Brunner smiled at them cheerfully, turning his motorised chair to face the exit, âMrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?âÂ
The group drifted towards the doors, girls grimacing and boys being obnoxious, trying to push each other into the exhibits. Grover and Percy were about to follow when Mr. Brunner said âMr. Jackson.â
Ah yesâ time for him to tell me how vitally important Greek mythology is to my future. Totally inconspicuous, man. Percy thought, turning and motioning for Grover to continue on without him. He faced Mr. Brunner, who was still treating Percy with his puzzling gaze, âSir?â
âIâm impressed with your knowledge of Greek heroes. You should keep studyingâ you may find more real life applications than a simple scapegoat.â Percy tried his best not to roll his eyes at Mr. Brunnerâs words. âWhat you learn from me is vitally important and I expect you to treat it as such. I will accept only the best from you, Percy Jackson.â No wonder this guy made me so angry, Percy thought, I answered his question correctly and he still pushes for more. The first time they had this conversation, Percy had told Mr. Brunner he would try harderâ this time, he decided against it, knowing his knowledge and abilities would speak for themselves in time. Mr. Brunner held his gaze for a few moments, then told him to go outside and eat his lunch.
The Yancy group was gathered on the marble stairs outside the museum, people watching and traffic watching along fifth avenue. Overhead, the light rain there had been this morning had let up, but the sky looked like a storm was coming. Zeus throwing a temper tantrum no doubt. None of the other students paid any attention to the questionable weather. There was a group feeding pigeons their lunchables, and on the far side of the steps, Nancy Bobofit was trying to pickpocket from some ladyâs designer purse. Percy checked and sure enough, a few feet over sat Mrs. Dodds, not doing anything about their resident kleptomaniac.Â
Percy and Grover sat on the edge of the fountain, away from the others, distancing themselves from the school group of losers and freaks. Percy subconsciously zipped up his hoodie, hiding the Yancy t-shirt they all had to wear today.Â
âDetention?â Grover asked.
âNot from Brunner. He just wants to be a push-over I think. Nothing I do will ever be good enough for him.â Percy spoke from the heart, hoping Grover took it more to heart than he knew he would. Grover remained still for a while, gazing off in the distance watching the pigeons congregate around lunchable crackers. Percy offered him his apple, which he accepted with a nod, eating the entire thing in two bites. How Grover managed to blend in with the mortals astounded Percy every time he went âundercoverâ.
Percy sat watching the traffic down Fifth Avenue. Taxis drove past as fast as they could without bumping into each other, taking turns laying on their horns. His spirits rose quicklyâ his mom was only a few blocks uptown from here. He could hop in a cab and see her within the hour. Another thought prompted him from the back of his mind, Gabe. As quickly as his excitement had risen, it deflated. His heart hurtâ with the hindsight knowledge that Sally was only staying with that piece of trash because of him, Percy bit his tongue and turned away from the street, forcing himself to think of something else. He spotted Mr. Brunner parked at the end of the handicap ramp, chewing on a stalk of celery and reading a paperback novel, Othello by William Shakespeare. Percy had started to muse on the implications of Chiron reading Othello, when he spotted Nancy Bobofit and her gang of misfits heading their way. Remembering how his stunt with the water fountain had begun, he stood up and moved in front of Grover quickly,
âFinished your lunch already Nancy?â He asked, eyeing the remnants of her lunch in her hands. She glared at him, clearly upset he had blocked her target.Â
âWhatâs it to you, Jackson?â She asked, rudely. Mrs. Dodds had turned her eagle eyes towards them, looking for any reason to separate and pull Percy aside. Percy took a deep breath and made his voice sound as sweet as possible,
âOh, nothing. I just thought you were looking for a trashcan. Thereâs one over there, by Mr. Brunner.â He pointed his finger towards the trashcans lining the outside of the handicap ramp. Saying Mr. Brunnerâs name seemed to have the intended effect as the centaur had picked his head up to see what was going on and who had said his name. Nancy noticed too, huffing as she walked away to slam her leftovers into the painted can next to their teacher. Percy smirked, and eyed Mrs. Dodds out of the corner of his eye. He wasnât sure if this was enough to keep the Fury off his tail, but it was step one at keeping him out of the doghouse, so to speak.Â
âNow, honey,â a mean, southern voice sounded behind him. Doghouse here I come, Percy thought.Â
âYes, maâam?â He asked, turning to face Mrs. Doddâs and putting on the sweetest face his insubordinate self could manage.
âThatâs no way to speak to your fellow classmates.â She said, matter of factly.Â
âI was just trying to help-â He began, trying to plead his case, but Mrs. Dodds shook her head at him. Was worth a shot he thought, wishing there was a way to avoid outing himself to Alecto. When he didnât look repentant in the least, she frowned at him deeper.
âCome with me.â She said, turning on her heel and marching towards the doors of the museum.Â
âWait!â Grover said, looking from Percy to Mr. Brunner and back again. But Mr. Brunner did not look up from his book, a piece of celery hanging midway between table and mouth like he had just gotten to the best part of the story.
âItâs alright G-manâ sheâs probably just going to give me detention again.â Percy did roll his eyes this time, and followed Mrs. Dodds retreating figure into the museum.
By the time he caught up with her, they were back in the Greek and Roman section. Percy looked around. The gallery was empty besides the two of them. An uneasy feeling washed over himâ one he had learned after Tartarus was his monster sense. Great, thank youâ I had no idea the math teacher in front of me was a Fury. Mrs. Dodds stood in front of a giant, marble frieze of the gods. Her arms were crossed and she was making this sound in her throat like a dog growling. Real convincing math teacher behavior Percy thought idly.Â
âYouâve been giving us problems, Honey.â She said, staring Percy down. Percy fixed his best look of repentance,
Mrs. Dodds tugged on the cuffs of her leather jacket, âDid you really think you would get away with it?â Mrs. Dodds was starting to look less and less like a math teacher dealing out discipline and more and more like a leathery monster dealing out death.
âMaâam?â Percy asked back, playing dumb can work sometimes, right?
Playing dumb did not work. Thunder shook the building.Â
âThe gods are not fools, Percy Jackson. It was only a matter of time before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain.â Percy tried his hardest to find the energy to be scared of Alecto the way he had been at twelve years old, but he couldnât find it in him. This situation seemed just as bizarre to Percy as a man as it had when he was a boy, if not more so now. In the intervening years Percy had fought monsters, gods, titans, giants, and Gaeaâ he sure as hell wasnât afraid of a Fury.
âI have nothing to confess to, Alecto.â Percy replied, strangely calm, choosing to name her. She was going to try to kill him either way, might as well make it on his terms.Â
âYour time is up!â She snarled. Her eyes began to glow like hot coals. Her fingers stretched, elongating into talons. Her black motorcycle jacket melted into large, leathery wings. Mrs. Dodds no longer wore the human face of Percyâs math teacherâ she was a fully formed Fury from Hades, sent on his orders to deliver him Percy Jacksonâ dead or alive. But probably dead. She lunged at him so fast, Percy was almost a shish ka bab on a talon, rolling out of the way just in time. Ow, my ankles. Percyâs body was not used to the monster fighting his twenty-five year old self had done regularly. This body was scrawny and uncoordinatedâ something he would need to work on, and quickly.Â
Percy had just managed to scramble to his feet, Alecto turning to make another pass at him, when Mr. Brunner appeared in the doorway.
âWhat-ho Percy!â He yelled, throwing a pen across the room towards him. It transformed in mid airâ  Anaklusmos, Riptide. Percy caught the sword in mid-air, swinging it into the proper positioning. It felt good in his hands, like coming home. Percy had fought with many weapons over the years, but Riptide was always his favourite. He didnât have quite the same range he would with a longsword or a trident like his dad used, but at his current size it was probably better for him to be closer. He lacked the upper body strength to do serious damage with a longer range.Â
It was almost too easy to dispatch Alecto. She made one wild attempt with her talon that was easy enough for Percy to duck under, instantly shooting up and slashing across her back, sending a puff cloud of golden dust everywhere. What a mess.Â
The mist wasnât as strong as Chiron likely wished it was. Try as it might to get Percy to see his sword back as a pen, it was his sword. He did a couple of practice feints and slashes with it, getting reaccustomed to the weight difference as a kid. It felt like getting reacquainted with an old friend.Â
Percy made his way outside where it had started to rain in earnest. Grover was sitting by the fountain still, using a museum map to protect his hair from the growing downpour. Nancy was standing a few feet from him, grumbling to her friends about the weather and the slim pickings for marks because of it. When she saw Percy, she glared at him.
âI hope Mrs. Kerr kicked your butt!âÂ
Percyâs eye twitched. His skill with the mist had always been mediocre at best, something he now resolved to work on during this time around. He was not going to spend the rest of the semester being called crazy like last time and so, willing himself to remember everything Annabeth had taught him about mist manipulation, Percy snapped his fingers, âOh not at all, Nancy. Mrs. Kerr is having me set up a campus clean-up event for Earth day after sheâs witnessed how much I care about the environment and keeping our public places clean of trash.âÂ
Nancyâs eyes, along with her surrounding friends, had gone slightly murky. It was working.Â
âDonât worry, Iâve told her how into recycling your family is, so sheâs signed you up for trash picking!â Percy pushed his luck. The immediate frown and desperate look on Nancyâs face told him he was at least slightly successful.Â
Thunder boomed overhead, distracting Nancy and her friends from their conversation as they ran to seek shelter under the museum awnings. Grover, having witnessed Percyâs mist trick, was looking panickingly between him and Mr. Brunner, who was slowly navigating through the rain over by the fountain where the two were still sitting.Â
âAh, Mr. Jackson,â Mr. Brunner said, sticking a bookmark into his now soggy paperback, âI believe that would be my pen. Please bring your own writing utensil in the future.â He held out his hand expectantly, but Percyâs grip on Riptide only tightened.
âAre you going to be the one fighting Kindly Ones next time?â Percy regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth, but he could not bear to be separated from Riptide, not when there was so much at stake. Again. Mr. Brunner exchanged shocked looks with Grover, who also seemed lost for words. Mr. Brunner put his hand down, now giving Percy the same curious look he had given him in the gallery,