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I haven't been nearly as weird as I should be lately

Honestly I blame the government

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Trains enrage me

stochastic-shieldmaiden

People always correct me when I say fishes even though I’m right

biglawbear

I was today years old when

Ima walk into the space force recruiting office and tell them I'm tryna do space drugs with aliens and get the Deadpool baby hand

Babies can talk, they just refuse to actually do so bc they're mad someone forced them to exist

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I put my pants on the same as anyone: an odd number of legs at a time

just-shower-thoughts

It’s awful to feel so afraid of failing that you feel afraid of trying.

I like bone sauce on my semi liquid potatoes

Listening to our president talk about "facts" is like listening to someone explain that most people who commit suicide have talked to therapists so therapists must be the cause of depression.

#trump #fake news #president #idiocracy

Most chili is fruity

#fruit #chili #meme

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Plot twist:

Life is just a video game and the reason we have the inborn desire to survive is because the faster you die the more points you earn

The martians are bringing the spaghetti

They'll be here any minute!

#martianspaghetti #martians #spaghetti #spaghettimartians #comedy #meme

I said

#spaghetti #martians #spaghettimartians #martianspaghetti

badjokesbyjeff

Donald J. Trump has been impeached

Finally, something he’s earned

The reason god decided to make some animals slow is he's scared of what they could do if they were fast

Sloths could kill god

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Step 1: walk through Chernobyl with no radiation protection

Step 2: have kids with super powers

Step 3: die of cancer bc radiation

I am a cat pirate

#cat #pirate #catpirate

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