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There’s a brimmed hat in WHA somewhere that has one half of a glyph on one ass cheek and the other half on the other ass cheek so that when they clench their ass it connects kinda like how the sylph shoes work

Saw a girl with some aesthetic amazon sticker set all over her laptop and had a knee jerk reaction of “ugh basic” only to realise I literally own that sticker set and have it all over my lunchbox

“His vape is massive but my feet are bigger” -some guy on the phone

Spontaneous cum-bustion or something like that

Ik I’m an attention whore cause why am I getting excited my tattoo artist is checking in on me if I’ve had breakfast :D

My toxic trait is that if there’s a bad connection while I’m on video call I will refuse to admit it’s my WiFi that’s the issue

„Healthy as a horse” oh so one medical inconvenience away from being shot out back

This year feeling like I should make some rlly bad decisions so that I can for sure say „2027 will be better”

The telepathic communication between me and the other leftist family member in the car when my parents say outlandish shit is enough to put professor X in a coma

Just wait for the ms paint artistic renditions of things that happened at work now that I am released from the chains of eepy sleepy

Back on that inappropriate workplace yaoi grind