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Summary: "You're not a ghost, are you? Or an esper?"
"No," Asuka says, small smile playing about her lips, "I'm not." Then her smile spreads into a grin. "Wait, does that mean you're something?" She hums pleasantly to herself. "What are you?"
"Suzumiya Haruhi, and I'm only interested in--"
"Siren." Asuka drums her fingers on her upper thigh, gaze shifting away. "I'm a siren."
OR: Starting college is a beast, but having new roommates can make it better! ...or worse, honestly, you really should screen these things, Asuka-senpai!
Brought to you (in part) by a discussion @tobiasdrake and I had about what it would look like if Junko and Haruhi ever met.
Fic Rating: T.
Chapter Rating: T.
AO3
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It isnât as though Asuka canât afford her own apartment.
Her father has given her more than enough to more than cover the cost â not just of her apartment, but also her chosen school as well. Call it atonement: she may not know the man outside of his famous books and CDs, and she may have only seen him once since her parents divorced (Nationals, and sheâs not sure that brief glimpse of the judgesâ table counts), but he has more wealth than her mom does, and in his absence, heâs provided this, at least. It isnât the same as having him physically here, but sheâll take it.
Having her own apartment would be easier, too. She could practice without fear of annoying a potential roommate, although not likely without annoying her neighbors. And thereâd be less questions about her disappearances to practice elsewhere, about why she would feel so insistent on continuing to play euphonium even though she hasnât gone to a music school. Sheâs already spent far too much time arguing with her mother about this; she doesnât want to go through it all again with a new roommate â with a stranger.
And yet.
~
âMatsuda Ryoko,â the redhead says, holding a hand out to Asuka with a bright grin. âYou must be Tanaka-san!â
Over the past several weeks, Asuka has been exchanging emails with this girl, who was looking for another roommate in her three room apartment. Itâs extravagantly large for something in the middle of the city, more than any one of them could afford on their own â even Asuka with her fatherâs money, even if she decided to forgo college entirely and put that entire funding towards an apartment. (She wouldnât. Her mother would kill her.) A three person living situation might feel a little packed, but as long as she has a room entirely to herself (and she will), Asuka is tentatively excited at the idea. If sheâd decided to go to a college nearer to them (or if she hadnât decided to reach out and meet new people), she could have lived with Kaori and Haruka and reached the same result, but if sheâs honest with herselfâŚ.
Sharing a single room apartment would be much better for Kaori or Harukaâs wallets, and while they could stretch for something bigger, Asuka would have been paying the bulk of the rent. In the end, this would only lead to resentment. Fighting. Bitterness. Maybe not, but itâs most likely, and she doesnât want to put her friends in a situation that could only result in a split.
No, no. This is better.
(Maybe, in the future, sheâll change her mind. For now, though, this is her decision.)
Asuka sets her euphonium case to one side, giving her a free hand to take Ryokoâs in her own. âYes!â
Ryokoâs hand is warm, but not uncomfortably so. They hadnât sent each other pictures, so this is the first time Asuka is seeing her, and sheâd be lying if she didnât say there was something familiar about Ryokoâs face. Her hairâs darker and longer than Kumikoâs â sheâs certain sheâs never met anyone with hair quite this red, certainly not with the white seeded throughout it â and if sheâd seen those blood red eyes anywhere before, surely she would remember them. Or her freckles, which are rare enough on their own without being combined with everything else.
It strikes Asuka that Ryoko, like their third roommate, must have money of some kind. Sheâd assumed familial, like her own, and Ryoko never said anything to dissuade that notion. But looking at her now, Asuka thinks: model. Not that sheâs ever been interested in those sorts of magazines, just that she might have seen her in passing. Or maybe she just isnât famous.
Still, Asuka catches herself staring. âYou know, you lookââ
âYou must have an awful lot to carry!â Ryoko interrupts, dropping Asukaâs hand. She grabs Asukaâs euphonium case before Asuka has a chance to stop her and lifts it, her cheeks puffing out. She hefts it and grunts with the effort. âItâs so heavy, Tanaka-san!â
It isnât, not to Asuka.
(Or it is, but not with a weight that Ryoko could feel.)
âIf youâre having trouble with it, Matsuda-san,â Asuka says, reaching out for her euphonium, âI canââ
âNo, no, Iâve got it!â Ryoko hefts her euphonium case with both hands, her face reddening with feigned effort.
And it is feigned â Asuka knows when a member of her band family truly struggles with carrying a new instrument, and Ryoko isnât struggling. Only pretending. If she was struggling, Ryoko wouldnât avoid the walls or corners as easily as she is; if there was true fear that Ryoko would bump the case into anything, Asuka would take it from her in a heartbeat. As it is, she follows Ryoko wordlessly, one of her luggage bags rolling behind her, keeping a careful eye on her case.
âThis,â Ryoko says, turning a corner and setting Asukaâs case down in a spacious room, âis your room!â She props her hands on her hips and flashes her a brilliant grin. âIâm at the end of the hall, and Haru-chanâs right next door!â Her face falls then, and her lips purse to one side before she whispers, âI wanted the room next to yours, but Haru-chan gets super jealous.â She crosses her arms. âAfter so long, youâd think sheâd be over that.â
Asukaâs eyes light up. She slaps both of her hands to her own cheeks and dances in place. âRomance problems? Drama in our apartment?â
âNo, no, no, nothing like that.â Ryoko bats a hand playfully, but her eyes darken. âIâm not interested in that stuff, and Haru-chan isnât either.â She laughs. âRomance, anyway. But dramaâŚ.â Her voice trails off, then she laughs again, not finishing the sentence. âLetâs go get your stuff!â Her grin returns. âI want to see what your roomâll look like when youâve got it all set up!â
Asuka sets her luggage bag in one corner of her room â the same size as her room at home had been, maybe a little smaller, but still plenty of room for all of her things â and then offers Ryoko a small bow. âThank you, Matsuda-san.â
Ryoko waves a hand at her. âNo thanks necessary. And thereâs no need to be so formal!â She winks. âCall me Ryo-chan. Weâre going to be roommates, after all!â
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.Â
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started a new dr/haruhi crossover fic. it's set past what i considered the end of that series to be. which is fine. this one gets a new character because she's shiny and brand new and i wanted to play with her. and then i remembered that all of the fics in this series have lyrics as titles and had to think what would go best with this. and thought about a bunch of concert band songs that don't have lyrics first and then realized. i know the right title for this fic.
i'm so excited to share it here with y'all - as i said before, even though i don't post fic here on tumblr anymore, i will continue to post fics from this particular series here as they're written/posted.
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.Â
Children near a magical wood catching bugs and their family are like. Please do not catch pixies and small fae and bring them into our home. They are sentient and they are intelligent
And the kids are like "but they get into our bug traps" and "we didn't catch him he followed us home"
And their parents are like. Please i do not believe that 6 fucking pixies smuggled themselves into our garage on the underside of your bicycle saddle and then set up shop in the old dolls house. These are living beings they're not toys it's not kind to treat them like this
And the kids are like we are NOT treating them like anything you said we're not allowed to trap them and they always get into our traps so we always run away when they see us and then they follow us and get inside our backpacks and stuff
And the parents are like
Stop lying!!!
And then they set up wildlife cams and not only can pixies apparently do all of that and are very desperate to hang out with these human kids (who have fun life-sized toys and are covered in wonderful things like glitter and are a free source of fresh bugs and pop tart crumbs)
But they can also like. Fully just pick locks and shit.
Setting up little cameras and having to come to terms with the fact that not only are these small fae initiating every interaction with the kids but have also taken their cat's side in the war against pigeons and keep riding it into battle
The fae quickly realise the camera is a camera, and just as quickly invent silent movies
Each intertitle card has been crafted from words cut out of other writing, so a piece of paper looking like a ransom demand states "BuT Hoo wil SAVE the Dams3l?" is pulled away to reveal a doll tied to train tracks
âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
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âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
âBecause the truth is, tech doesnât have an image problem. It doesnât have a message problem. It has an intention problem. Whatâs wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasnât successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. Whatâs wrong is that heâs trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product thatâs designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isnât that you havenât told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.â
I cannot believe that this is actually something I have to tell people on Tumblr Dot Com in this year of 2026 but:
Blocking someone doesn't keep you from seeing their posts.
Blocking someone doesn't mean you won't ever see them again. You might see Blazed posts, if you don't subscribe & also have Blazes turned off. You might see reblogs of their posts or posts they have added to.
You can, however, avoid seeing their posts by adding their username to your list of filtered terms!
This has been an option since at least August 1, 2023. If you haven't updated your app in 3 years, genuinely, what the fuck, but also, you can also access it on the web, either mobile or desktop. But also you should update the app bc it's probably a security liability at this point.
Here is a post from 2023 on how to add to your filtered terms list:
đŹ 32  đ 4005  â¤ď¸ 4943 ¡ Okay, so here's my full list. The only things blocked out are personal tags that I have blocked for like... my own p
No one but you is responsible for filtering Tumblr to your tastes.
People on this website really need to take more advantage of the filter tools in general? They always wanna go for the nuke function via block button. UNLIKE TWT TUMBLR ACTUALLY HAS DECENT FILTERING TOOLS, USE THEM!!!!!!! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR INTERNET EXPERIENCE RATHER THAN SHAMING OTHER PEOPLE INTO DOING IT FOR YOU. I LABEL MY POSTS WITH "SPOILERS" FOR A REASON.
also twt really needs to separate the hash tags from the char count. if they're gonna pretend like they're tumblr or at least a suitable replacement for tumblr, they might as well take the initiative.
Also really. 2023 it took tumblr that long to filter out users?????? I'm glazing the filter features wtf?!?!?!
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