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Victims of force plural memorial. 7000 names on it, adding up to about 4 bodies

i keep getting really afraid that i'm gonna die of like a freak heart attack or get struck by lightning or something which I guess is better then being actively suicidal but ideally i wouldn't think about death so much. like in either direction.

i feel really old even though i'm not i don't know what the fuck my problem is

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

I need the world largest cigarette and something sexually depraved to happen to me NEOW

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?