i heard your voice

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I hate going to walmart it’s like a duck dynasty con

jongin and chanyeol don’t laugh they just open their mouths as wide as they’ll go and make loud screaming noises

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look I terror on their face.

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

the naruto cospayers dont have time for weeaboos

god help me

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"Friendship is a fucking hassle."