I'm That One Ao3 Writer

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

@whatilikeandothershenigans Things we’ll need to keep in mind…

Beekeepers are also doing the very important work of protecting and conserving bee populations in the wild. By monitoring the health of their hives they can keep an eye on conditions that cause hives to die off. Additionally, when extracting honey and wax for candles, beekeepers are doing important maintenance for the bees that the bees can’t do on their own. Imagine that you sweated out maple syrup in vast quantities, and the only way to get the maple syrup out of your house and make your space livable again was if a friendly giant came in regularly and extracted all the maple syrup. And thsi giant was gentle, and made sure you and your family were out of the way before beginning. That’s basically how honey harvesting works. But noooo, child slavery and starving Ecuadorean farmers by making their subsistence crop unavailable to them is pure uwu, how dare you harm insects that are cool with and want you to take their excess sugar goo.

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

@whatilikeandothershenigans Things we’ll need to keep in mind…

Beekeepers are also doing the very important work of protecting and conserving bee populations in the wild. By monitoring the health of their hives they can keep an eye on conditions that cause hives to die off. Additionally, when extracting honey and wax for candles, beekeepers are doing important maintenance for the bees that the bees can’t do on their own. Imagine that you sweated out maple syrup in vast quantities, and the only way to get the maple syrup out of your house and make your space livable again was if a friendly giant came in regularly and extracted all the maple syrup. And thsi giant was gentle, and made sure you and your family were out of the way before beginning. That’s basically how honey harvesting works. But noooo, child slavery and starving Ecuadorean farmers by making their subsistence crop unavailable to them is pure uwu, how dare you harm insects that are cool with and want you to take their excess sugar goo.

When I was like four or five I outsmarted the child proof lid on our jumbo sized Flintstones vitamins jar and ate like half the contents before someone caught me! Turns out child proof lids exist for a reason and it’s so dumbass kids don’t overdose on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins™ and have to get their stomach pumped and that’s how Fred Flintstone tried to kill me

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

sickmind fraud be like

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TRUE EVENTS

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick