I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane

can someone pour a beverage into an envelope and send it to my house

wait didn't one guy survive overseas on like rain water only for abt a year or smth??

no i think he probably had like a lemonade or soda or smth

that ai answer fails to mention that he most likely had the occasional iced coffee or some sort of soft drink

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I've said it once and I'll say it again.

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

penis magician voice is this your penis

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

i feel like @gothiccharmschool would like this

Aaaaaaaaahhh I want it!

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

im so hungry i could eat a meal