Anything but Correct

William: Seriously though, without calculus we would not have pi

William: And that shit is sexy

Robby: I LOVE PIE!

William: YEAH!

Robby: only if its pumpkin pie

Robby: has that joke been made too much?

Robby: I think so

William: No

William: Keep going

William: Like

Robby: you laughed so hard you jizzed

Robby: I wish that was a thing

William: Lol

Robby: I would just watch comedy specials all the time

William: I don't

William: Jizzing is like the worst part of the orgasm.

Robby: some would say otherwise

Robby: look at everyone in the porn industry

William: It's like "Oh, I'm having a really good time, BUT WAIT! I gotta also make sure I don't cum in a bad place, like on my favorite sheet"

Robby: all the ladies be like, Jizz on my face, jizz on my tits! jizz on my everything

William: Yeah

William: Right

William: Because porn is the embodiment of real life

Robby: IT IS AND DONT SAY OTHERWISE YOU UNBELIEVING FUCK BAGEL

*Silence*

Robby: why

Robby: why did I say bagel?

William: Because fuck bagels are sexy and you know you got a boner for me.

William: OH god I crack myself up

Robby: a boner?

Robby: you mean multiple boners

William: Yeah sorry, forgot you had three and a half...

Robby: UM!

Robby: its 4 now Jimmy had a growth spurt

Robby: it goes ed edd and eddy and jimmy

Robby: depending on the day and how I like to treat them that day

Robby: I hate everything about you

William: Yeah...

William: I know...

Robby: especially your farmers tan!

Robby: ITS SO WEIRD!

William: I haven't really got that anymore

William: So

William: Does that mean you love me again

Robby: fo sho

Robby: now you got all my lovin

William: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL LOOK ME IN THE EYES AGAIN WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?!?!

William: Yeah

William: That's right

William: I win

William: This conversation

Robby: you motherfucker

Robby: I had water

Robby: can you imagine that shit though? an army of Godzillas?

William: No

William: Because I actually can't imagine just one Godzilla

William: I don't think you can either

William: Imagine the size of it

William: Moving

William: It's skin

Robby: well then, when did you graduate from killjoy university?

William: YES

William: I mean

William: When I was born

William: BOOM

William: NAILED IT

Robby: did you get your PhD in dickbag theology?

William: Yeah

Robby: I hate you

William: Fuck I’m good at conversations

Robby: I hate everything about you

William: Yeah...

Robby: Just because my roommates are manwhores and go around banging everything that moves. and then they get sick and then I get sick because they are close to me

Robby: GAH

Robby: they're actually pretty cool though

Robby: BUT THEY GOT ALL THE STDs possible!

William: Hey man

William: Some whores know their shit and keep clean

William: regardless of gender.

Robby: you don't even know them and you referred to them as whores

William: You... you called em whores.

Robby: that’s because I know them! you can’t just judge them

William: THAT WAS NOT A JUDGMENT

Robby: wait

Robby: what’s that

Robby: is that

Robby: HOLY SHIT IT IS!

Robby: ITS SARCASM!

Robby: OH GOD!

Robby: OH GOD IN HEAVEN

Robby: ITS EVERYWHERE!

Robby: GOD ITS SARCASM!

Robby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

Robby: Im sorry

Robby: that's awful

Robby: that’s ridiculous

William: Right?

Robby: I want one

William: You know what

Robby: to cosplay

William: I kinda do too

Robby: call myself master of the woods

William: But I know I'd be uncomfortable the entire time

William: And my toes would always be cold.

Robby: Look how sick he thinks he is in the second picture

Robby: "Yeah Im rocking this sleepin bag, you know you want my D"

William: Fuckin hands in the pockets.

William: Bitch ass bitch

William: I'M LOOKING FOR A CHALLENGE

William: Let’s do this dickpunchy thing

William: NAO!

William: HYAH!

William: Dude...

William: I... I have no idea what I'm saying

William: My eyes burn

Robby: I don't either I’m scared

William: You should be

Robby: you said let’s do the dickpunchy thing and that's sounds awful

William: But it's kinda funny because I was mad a jets not even 20 minutes after I was mad a Thomas Edison.

William: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

Robby: how do you get mad at jets?

Robby: are jets typically angry all the time?

William: No

William: THEY USE FIRE TO GO FAST

William: HOW

William: THE

William: FUCK?!?!

Robby: do they get grumpy because of relation to a street gang?

William: How the fuck does fire equal mach 3.3?

Robby: that's a pop culture reference

Robby: just a general pop culture reference

Robby: capturing all of it

William: ALL OVER MY HEAD

William: I mean

William: *cough*

Robby: I WILL TELL YOU HOW FIRE EQUALS MACH 3.3

Robby: FIRE IS HOT! HOT EQUALS ENERGY! ENERGY EQUALS LOTS OF THINGS THAT GO FAST

Robby: BITCH ITS EASY

William: He and Tesla had a bit of a silent feud

Robby: oh right I sort of heard about that, that they got along sort of.

Robby: But they secretly hated each other

Robby: Tesla slept with Edison's sister

Robby: and then Edison built a steampunk mech

Robby: and Tesla saw it coming and then he made his own

William: Well, Edison started it by fucking Tesla over.

Robby: and they had a fight to settle it

William: Yeah

William: That happened

Robby: and then

Robby: and then

William: Lots of people died

Robby: I don't know they blew up and that's how we got electricity

William: Fucking genius

Robby: I think that's the best way to get revenge

Robby: this is what came up from my head, I think I'm losing my touch

William: Eh

William: Some days are better than others

Robby: I'm getting old

Robby: I got kids man

Robby: my wife is divorcing me

Robby: I got shit to do

Robby: I cant just be my comedic gold ass self when that bitch is taking things

Robby: SHE TOOK EVERYTHING!

William: Lol

Robby: should we flag this as adult oriented?

William: njaw

Robby: njaw

Robby: njaw

Robby: N JAW!

William: N J JAW

Robby: THE NEW HERO FROM MARVEL

Robby: N JAW THE NEW RAPPER

Robby: N JAW

William: Dude... I am angry at Thomas Edison right now...... fuck I'm tired.

*Hours Later*

William: Hey

Robby: SUP!

Robby: we should do that more, wait until we are sleep deprived and then talk about deep issues like Pokémon and Styrofoam

William: Dude

William: I was not even tired.

William: My sleep has been fucked lately

William: That was like my noon

William: Also

William: STYROFOAM!?!?

William: What?

Robby: is that how you spell it?

Robby: it’s the fluffy white stuff you get with mail

William: I don't give a shit about spelling

William: Why Styrofoam?

Robby: and holds up technology when you buy it

Robby: CAUSE THAT STUFF IS CRAZY!

William: Goddamnit dude

Robby: It makes me feel like a karate master when I chop it in half

Robby: I want a tub of the Styrofoam stuff and I will be a happy camper

Robby: is this going up?

Robby: it’s going up isn't it?

Robby: shit

William: HUNNNG

William: Gunna take forever to fix.

Robby: dude just let it be brah

Robby: let it be

Robby: let it be

Robby: OH DEAR GOD LET IT BE!

Robby: if only the actual song was that intense

William: lol

William: DESCRIPTION!

William: Gimme

Robby: we talk about shit

William: DONE

Robby: not the feces kind

Robby: maybe sometimes

William: Obviously sometimes.

Robby: there are 37 kinds of falcons

William: You said that.

William: Fuck

William: Dude

Robby: which one

William: :|

Robby: there are many of them

William: ALL OF THEM

Robby: ok that's gonna take me a while

William: You'd better get started

Robby: I’ll get started tomorrow

William: Nao

Robby: my dick is going to be promoted so hard

Robby: hehe

William: What's the 4,000,000,000th rank?

Robby: Master of the Army

Robby: My dick will be a master

Robby: not me

Robby: just my dick

William: So whats 3,999,999,999?

Robby: Shotgun Rider of Master of the Army

William: Ok