Gender Of The Day

Today’s gender: The stash of stickers tucked away Just In Case

Today’s gender: the last melon

Today’s gender: the wasps’ nest in my attic

Today’s gender: exactly what they tell you not to be

Today’s gender: at least one harpy, maybe two

Today’s gender: destroya, destroya, destroya, destroyaaaaaa

Today’s gender: Not girl dinner, not boy dinner, but a secret, more sinister option from the Secret Menu of Other Options

Today’s gender: no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no y

Today’s gender: no.

Today’s gender: goth acrobat

Today’s gender: gengar

Today’s gender: rocks that look like food

Today’s gender: a table that folds out into a sewing machine from 1895 that needs a little love