Gender Of The Day

Today’s gender: exactly what they tell you not to be

Today’s gender: at least one harpy, maybe two

Today’s gender: destroya, destroya, destroya, destroyaaaaaa

Today’s gender: Not girl dinner, not boy dinner, but a secret, more sinister option from the Secret Menu of Other Options

Today’s gender: no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no y

Today’s gender: no.

Today’s gender: goth acrobat

Today’s gender: gengar

Today’s gender: rocks that look like food

Today’s gender: a table that folds out into a sewing machine from 1895 that needs a little love

Today’s gender: dreamer

Today’s gender: a platonic kiss on the mouth

Today’s gender: one of those fancy genders, the not-boy-not-girl-girlboy ones