Gender Of The Day

Today’s gender: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Today’s gender: a pile of pins and buttons waiting to be applied to some surface somewhere

Today’s gender: emotional support extrovert

Today’s gender: a rescue

Today’s gender: The stash of stickers tucked away Just In Case

Today’s gender: the last melon

Today’s gender: the wasps’ nest in my attic

Today’s gender: exactly what they tell you not to be

Today’s gender: at least one harpy, maybe two

Today’s gender: destroya, destroya, destroya, destroyaaaaaa

Today’s gender: Not girl dinner, not boy dinner, but a secret, more sinister option from the Secret Menu of Other Options

Today’s gender: no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no you hang up, no y

Today’s gender: no.

Today’s gender: goth acrobat

Today’s gender: gengar