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Wow bro I would be so mad if you sucked my nipples right now

wait, you’re telling me NFT doesn’t stand for “nice fucking tits”?

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

“networking” is mostly just a way to rebrand nepotism as a skill

That’s not what nepotism means.

You ever sit there doing something with your hands, listening to a podcast or audiobook or something, and suddenly realise that's your natural state to be. This is what you're supposed to be doing, crafting something nice while listening to another human's speech and thoughts. How people have done this for as long as there's been people, from crafting arrow heads from rocks while listening to grandma tell the tale of the mammoth hunt, to having a friend read aloud from a book while you're all fixing horse reins and doing needlework, to you sitting there doing whatever you're doing, with youtube open on the background.

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

Hot girls shouldn't work

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime