One Time A Few Minutes Ago

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

learning to read was a mistake

I think of this post every time I drink Gatorade.

Not saying we should hit people but like clearly this is working

Okay, but this is an excellent method to use when anyone is being inappropriate. Pretend that you don’t get it. Whether the comment is sexist, racist, sexual, misogynistic, inappropriate, off-color… watching them squirm as they try to explain and realize just how awful their comment was it is better than being angry about it.

this is so funny to me it literally never occurred to me that british people wouldn't know who oprah is

Oprah is the queen of America bitches.

i want to build a home with my partner that's safe from the loudness of the world. there will be no yelling, no slamming of doors, no passive aggressive comments. we will resolve our issues as a family. i want to build a home that's full of love.