slay away, darling.

i was 32 big years old when i realized you can dump frozen broccoli directly into the air fryer and it cooks to the absolute perfect texture... like hit it with some olive oil cooking spray and seasoning and cook it for like 10-14 minutes at 400 and it ends up stil tender but with the little crispy crunchy bits on the tips of the florets??? this has genuinely changed my life recently btw bc it's just even less effort to cook precut frozen broccoli than cut it yourself. god bless

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

something i wish i had realized earlier: you can write poems on the same subject more than once. you can write, paint, draw the same thing over and over if you want to. you can spend your whole life making art about oranges. i think i always felt this pressure to get it right the first time like i couldn’t go back and use that inspiration again. but you can. you can go back and revisit it. you can pick up the conversation again and again if you have more to say.

yo u mind if i care about you 5000 times more than you will ever care about me

decided ima continue being a soft bitch that cares too much bc that’s what makes me me