Your Friendly Neighborhood Cryptid

if your boobs are spilling out of your shirt I Am Looking.

Ye gads.

I love the ones where they actually did think about safety but then missed the mark, like the plastic bag to keep sparks out of his eyes or the bucket helmet. Like, y'all. I know you’re doing that to attempt a safety, but it isn’t going to go the way you think it’s going to go if something goes wrong, and you need real safety equipment.

always and for ever.

Why did God make my life an obstacle course when he knows I'm clumsy

Just realised that Nico would most definitely and probably canonically call Will bello (beautiful Boy in Italian) and I can’t get over it now..

jason is one of those people that everyone would be intimidated to talk to and be like “he has plenty of friends he wouldn’t want to get to know me i’m boring” but in reality he’s like. actually one of the loneliest people ever