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Tomato and Beluga Lentil Curry
Serves 2
After posting the accompanying photo last night, I was asked to post the recipe, so here goes.
This is my standard tomato-based curry, with the βmainβ ingredient (here beluga lentils) changing according to taste. The same dish can be made with beans, soy, Quorn, etc. Sometimes the main ingredient needs extra cooking time, and so will go in with the βremaining vegβ; tinned lentils are pre-cooked and only require heating.
(If you eat meat, that can of course be your main ingredient; but youβre on your own for how to cook it.)
You can further vary most of these amounts, and even the βremaining vegβ ingredients, according to taste and appetite. I do all the time. This just happens to be what I used for the dish shown.
The rice measurements, however, are precise to ensure perfect basmati.
This recipe is #accidentallyvegan, but if you donβt have Earth Balance/Vitalite/etc and arenβt bothered, use ghee or regular butter.
NOTE:Β This is obviously tailored to the western palate, and I apologise in advance to any south Asians reading this in horror. But it tastes goodβ¦ Β―\_(γ)_/Β―Β
INGREDIENTS
150ml basmati rice (yes, ml. Measure it in a jug)
225ml boiling water
2 x chapati or roti
400g tinned beluga lentils, drained
350g tomato passata
1 x medium potato, 1β diced
1 x sweet pepper, sliced
1 x large onion, finely diced
4 x small mushrooms, sliced
2 x good-sized garlic cloves, finely diced
1/2 x carrot, small diced
2 x tbsp non-dairy butter (Earth Balance, Vitalite, etc)
Herbs & Spices:
Ground fenugreek
Garam masala
Curry powder
Ground coriander
Turmeric
Bay leaves
Salt & Pepper
METHOD
In a fine sieve, rinse basmati under cold water for 2 minutes
Add potatoes to a large pan of water, bring to boil then simmer for 10 mins
While potatoes parboil, chop & prep remaining veg
Heat chefβs pan to medium-high; add non-dairy butter, onions, garlic, and 1 tbsp fenugreek; stir well and gently fry for 5 mins
When potatoes are done, drain and leave in pan
Add remaining veg (sweet peppers, carrot, mushrooms) to chefβs pan, season well, gently fry for 3-5 mins
Add 1 tsp each of garam masala, curry powder, turmeric, and coriander to chefβs pan; continue to gently fry for 5 mins, stirring occasionally
(If chefβs pan starts to dry, stir in an extra teaspoon of butter)
Heat water for basmati and begin cooking (see below)
Add beluga lentils, tomato passata, and potatoes to chefβs pan and stir well
Add 1/2 tsp each garam masala, curry powder, turmeric, and coriander to chefβs pan, to taste, and stir well
Press one or more bay leaves (according to size) into surface of curry mixture
Cover chefβs pan and lower heat to low-medium, let simmer while basmati cooks
When basmati is cooked, remove rice pan from heat and leave covered; then remove lid from chefβs pan but keep on low-medium heat for 5 mins
Meanwhile, heat chapati/roti according to instructions (30 secs in a microwave is perfectly acceptable)
Plate basmati into bowls, making a ring of rice
Turn off chefβs pan heat, remove bay leaves, and plate into centre of bowls
Serve warm chapati/roti on the side
Enjoy!
Basmati
After rinsing, place in small pan and season with a pinch of salt
When ready to cook, add 225ml of boiling water and return to boil
Upon boiling, cover with lid, reduce heat to low-medium, and simmer for 15 mins
Remove from heat but keep covered for a further 5 mins
Remove lid and plate immediately
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UNJUSTLY MALIGNED #87: "LOOM" with Antony Johnston
Yes, it's birthday episode time again! This year, Incomparable regular and text adventure lover Tony Sindelar takes over as guest host, allowing me to weave a pattern of love for the all-but-forgotten classic Lucasarts game, LOOM β a game so good it made me want to become a videogames writer.
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βTHE EXPHORIA CODEβ COMING DECEMBER 2017
Some of you may recall that, towards the end of last year, I was knee-deep in writing a new novel. It was my first for a very long time β more than a decade! β but, while the going was tough, I was very pleased with the result. Turns out, so was my agent πΒ And soβ¦
Iβm delighted to announceΒ THE EXPHORIA CODE, a modern cyber-espionage thriller starring a new character, MI6 hacker Brigitte Sharp. Coming this December, from Lightning Books β and hopefully itβsΒ just the first of many adventures for Bridge.
Read the full announcement at The Bookseller: https://www.thebookseller.com/news/atomic-blonde-author-johnston-publish-thriller-series-eye-books-642592

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ME AT THOUGHT BUBBLE 2017
Once again, Iβll be at Thought Bubble in Leeds this year. Come find me atΒ table #30 in the Town Hall Marquee β cut out and keep this handy graphic, or just look for the mahoosive ATOMIC BLONDE banner π
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βIf your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.β
Leonard Cohen.
UNJUSTLY MALIGNED #86: "RINGO STARR" with Andy Ihnatko
Is Ringo the best drummer in the world? Ho ho, he's not even the best drummer in... actually, let's not go there (Lennon never actually said it anyway).
Instead, Andy Ihnatko joins Antony to bang a drum for the scouser on the skins, discussing Ringo Starr's innovation, charisma, and β yes β enormous drumming talent.
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THRASH IT OUT Vol 3, Track 6: "Dogman" by King's X
Time for this year's Patreon Listener Choice Album Nomination Poll Thing!
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New STAR WARS EPISODE IX director announced.
UNJUSTLY MALIGNED #85: "SHERLOCK HOLMES (2009 movie)" with Eddy Webb
Was making Sherlock Holmes cool really a good idea? Is Robert Downey Jr simply playing himself? And shouldn't Watson be a bumbling lapdog, rather than a two-fisted pugilist?
Not according to devoted Sherlockian Eddy Webb, who joins Antony to discuss all this and more in Guy Ritchie's 2009 "Sherlock Holmes" movie. The game's afoot!
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some of my favorite reviews of Atomic Blonde (2017) part 2 (part 1)
some of my favorite reviews of Atomic Blonde (so far)
UNJUSTLY MALIGNED #84: "THE FAST & THE FURIOUS (FRANCHISE)" with Jessica Sliwinski
Fast cars, impossibly skilled drivers, champagne groupies, loud explosions β and a complete disregard for the laws of physics.
Sounds like mindless bro-hell? Jessica Sliwinski once thought so, but after mainlining the entire "Fast & Furious" movie franchise over a weekend, she joins Antony to shift her appreciation up a gear... and become part of the family.
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THRASH IT OUT Vol 3, Track 5: "Blackout" by Scorpions
Shoot our heat in your body (!)
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Adapted from the 2012 graphic novel, The Coldest City, exactly how faithful is Charlize Theron's Atomic Blonde? SPOILERS lie ahead.
This is a really good piece for Screen Rant by Rachel Bellwoar, looking at the differences between ATOMIC BLONDE and the graphic novel it was based on, THE COLDEST CITY (by me and Sam Hart).Β
Lots of stuff in here that I think some readers of the GN may have missed.
****MASSIVE SPOILERS****Β (obv)
...But if youβve already experienced both itβs worth a read.