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Happy pride month everyone

I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like “This is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but he’s bad at playing catch. Most people can’t see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.”

“Mom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and he’s going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! You’ll love it!”

In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.

Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says “You Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.”

Monsterfucking is out. Monsterparenting is in.

twyla

I feel like the MLP G1/2/3 community needs to come together to counsel the MH fandom and explain to them that this is Just How Things Are

I hate how live action Heath and Deuce look but that might change if they kiss idk

I got tired of having to jump around and do a treasure hunt just to watch Monster High media, so I made a document of the original volumes (1-6), as well as uploaded the entirety of the webisodes, TV specials, and movies to a drive. I'm sharing it here in case anyone ever has trouble finding anything- it's all here. :)

Tell me Frankie knows what sex is. You can’t. She doesn’t. She just assumes that everyone was made in a lab until at some point she sees a pregnant person and has to be sat down so Clawdeen and Ghoulia can give her the sex talk.

old monster high be like help i cannot stop making metaphors about racial discrimination. help i cannot stop drawing parallels between bigotry in the real world and the monster world. also i cannot stop making queer characters