Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i saidĀ āgod, donāt nail me downā
they put the mask on my face and the nurse saidĀ āno jesus treatment todayā
and the last thing i said to her wasĀ ājesus with some big ass tittiesā and then passed out.Ā



















