Werewolf

yknow, the kind of girl that makes you wish you were a perfect serpent *looks around expecting everyone to understand what I mean* yknow, a serpent? *looks around* perfect serpent?

in an era of encroaching computer-aided lethargic mediocrity on all sides, the most important thing to do is to be a neurotic tryhard forever

I think "never kill yourself" is one of the funniest phrases to come out of the internet in recent times. Deeply silly but also captures the importance of experiences one might think frivolous or inconsequential.

Its true tho. Sometimes I'll just be sitting on the floor drinking a beer and think "im so fuckin glad i didn't do it"

She gave me what she called a “spiderjob” which freaked me & everyone else out

you know your relationship with a robotgirl is getting serious when she sends you her technical manual

first name PLACE last name HOLDER / parents didn't NAME ME till I got OLDER