Hello!

having c-ptsd be like: *dissociates* *feels a breakdown nearing* *tries to distract* *procrastinates* *breaks down so bad you can’t move afterwards* *has a nightmare* *wakes up in cold sweat and crying* *stays in bed all day but still exhausted and everything hurts* *worries about future* *gets triggered* *can’t figure out if something bad is happening right now or all the stress is from the past* *has intrusive thoughts that induce guilt* *gets anxiety attack* *they’re coming they’re coming* *has a flashback* *considers telling someone and decides it’s too much to handle* *isolates* *considers self harm* *just let me get thru these next few hours*

fucking Mcdonalds fries, specifically someone else's, not ours, so they can be stolen

We’ve got one that shows up for McDonalds fries too!! Except he wants his own lol

Pretending to be the host and getting caught is weird. On one hand its validating because someone sees you and that feels good. On the other hand, oh fuck, someone sees you!

this is still my favorite DID joke honestly

*mean girls meme voice* oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re multiple

its so weird going to counseling and shit and having to say you were “triggered” unironically after the internet and popular culture has completely fucking dismantled and destroyed a legitimate term in psychology