okay, so... since the crowd wants to know what i found out is, i'll tell y'all.
The chunklings are tied to kittycorn's incest fetish way more than we thought.
first thing first, a little reminder
Remember when the "new" website released in november of 2024? we found out that miley smiley and scratch N schniff were half-siblings. This was the first time this was ever stated publically, not even the official toyhouse or tumblr pages had this information public beforehand.
Why was this an issue? because:
1- doom is canonically shipped with both miley and scratch in cometcare (as skull is stated to bang all 5 of the chunklings and have kids with all of them, although we only ever get to see his kids with bec and miley)
2- many people publically "shipped" the 5 chunklings together as a big polycule, and kittycorn had NEVER said anything about scratch and miley's family ties or intervined to let the community know it was secretly incest. Hymn just let it happen and canonized miley and scratch's sibling status silently in the depths of their bios a whopping 4years after their first appearence in the comic, in hopes no one would notice it wasnt there before
HOWEVER. THERES MORE STUFF TO THIS WHOLE THING, THAT I ONLY REALIZED VERY RECENTLY.
...............Okay, so.
do y'all remember a WHILEEE back when kittycorn first started to embrace his incest shit publically? hymn made a pronounspage, and on this pronounspage profile, the identity "kindivergent" was listed.
it read as a label for attraction towards found family (and falls under the "kindred" aka incest 'umbrella' in kittycorn's made up incest world). in kittycorn's IRL case, i'm pretty sure this "Incestuous attraction to found family" bullshit was in reference to his freakycare server enablers and dick suckers. however, the term kindivergent also exists in-universe.
Found family.. doesn't that ring a bell? that's what the chunklings consider themselves as. They call each other "family" in sparklecare.
they are not blood related (except for miley and scratch , who i have covered before) but they all consider each other to be part of one big "family".
Then, freakycare was announced
a few people wondered why the chunklings were listed in the list of characters that would appear in freakycare, as supposedly everyone involved would have a story intricately tied to incest in some way or another. some speculated it would have something to do with their kids instead of them directly (because for example we already know bec's kids are dating each other in secan)
But now that we know what the "kindivergent" label means, it all falls into place.
The chunklings were supposed to be incestual. beyond just miley and scratch, everyone involved consider each other family, so no one is spared. in secret canon/freakycare, every chunkling is incestual
good thing sparklecare doesnt exist and kittycorn is just an illusion.
canon isn't real and never was!!!!