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it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together

we bildad this shuhite on rock and roll

they should give crowley a boyfriend in s3. and that boyfriend should be played by misha collins

if i had a nickel for every time a gay angel in a tan coat thought he could fix heaven despite the love of his life (a pathetic guy who tries to be cool and is obsessed with his car) begging him not to, who also experienced homophobia by metatron, i'd have two nickels. which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

The good omens bar scene is truly wild because crowley is dressed like the biggest rock star in the world yet acting like aziraphale’s kept boy godbless

I realize good omens is set in london but god do I want to see an american demon and hear what they’ve been up to. obviously ppl can can be shitty and don’t need much coercion but I feel like the hell had their hands in some of the more bonkers ass plots. the boston tea party. convincing famous actor john wilkes booth that he should teach honest abe a lesson “I didn’t know he’d shoot him!!!” horse tranquilizer is a covid cure. bitcoin. the kardashians

ngl the early s3 post-divorce pre-making up era angst of he-means-a-lot-to-me-but-if-any-of-you-ever-mention-him-in-my-presence-i-am-going-to-kill-everyone-in-this-room-and-then-myself crowley and aziraphale are gonna be delicious.and brother i am but a dickensian orphan waiting for my food to arrive

Bitches be like “lift home” then proceed to drive you trough a burning city.