It’s all white lies.

Michael: *gets up and takes hood down*

Hello. It’s me. Here to tell you all why the Pants Somg is a better representation of Michael Mell’s character than Michael in the Bathroom could ever be. In case you haven’t noticed, Michael in the bathroom is one of those songs that everyone obsesses over, to the point of using it as character definition. HOWEVER In the pants song, we get Sad Michael (burning things/the beginning) flustered Michael (“so you love him?” “What?”), Brave Michael (Standing up for Jeremy), worried Michael (“but I’m not what he wants”), concerned Michael (he makes Jeremy’s dad wear pants.), and normal Michael. Literally all in the same song. Michael in the bathroom only highlights his brief moment of panic and loneliness, not Michael as a whole individual.

you are not weak – you are so resilient and strong