It's a nuclear show and the stars are gone

incredibly annoying when someone tells you watch/listen to/read something that’s really good and you put it off for ages and then it’s really good

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

fell back asleep and had a dream that i was introduced to a businesswoman named "rolex cortado" woke with a start because i was so afraid of forgetting the name rolex cortado. she had a fuckass bob

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

lesbian vampires

Spell of fall down the fucking stairs

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog