Anthropologie Snail

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

no more automatic updates for videogames if i wanna play with my perfectly curated modlist for patch 1.24358359b you WILL let me. i dont care if im missing important bugfixes. this is my house i live here.

if I worked at a sports bar, I’d keep turning the channel to competitive fishing coverage and all the patrons would be like “what the fuck is this shit? hello? football? basketball? baseball? fucking hockey? change the fucking channel” and I’d be like “actually, they’ve banned all sports except for competitive angling and women’s golf and I hate golf”

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

normalise wearing a big skull shirt with spiky bracelets and calling people dorkzillas while taking their lunch money. if you shove nerds in their lockers. youre valid...........

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

AM I OLD?!?!?!

i love giving up and getting worse

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy