skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

i like the word slop but i wish it wasnt used to flippantly to describe anything someone dislikes. to me true slop isnt just 'cute fun relatively substanceless thing you use to pass the time', its low-effort and meaningless, made to conform and churn a profit and nothing else. it has to have no soul. genAI is slop. shitty extended universe marvel movies are slop. overproduced sanitized top 40 hits are oftentimes (but not always) slop. ad-infested mobile games are slop. advertisements in general are slop. unethically made mass-produced cheap clothing made for microtrends on tiktok is a sort of slop in it's own right but thats not really media

wait you can sleep in your bed ive just been putting my laundry there

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

THE TORTURED GENIUS: according to my calculations... yeowch!

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

if i do something wrong they kill me