i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

how is everyone feeling today

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

i like the word slop but i wish it wasnt used to flippantly to describe anything someone dislikes. to me true slop isnt just 'cute fun relatively substanceless thing you use to pass the time', its low-effort and meaningless, made to conform and churn a profit and nothing else. it has to have no soul. genAI is slop. shitty extended universe marvel movies are slop. overproduced sanitized top 40 hits are oftentimes (but not always) slop. ad-infested mobile games are slop. advertisements in general are slop. unethically made mass-produced cheap clothing made for microtrends on tiktok is a sort of slop in it's own right but thats not really media

wait you can sleep in your bed ive just been putting my laundry there

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

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