Gentle Bish :)

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

watched the episode. This is the most interesting Rhaenyra has ever been because she straight up sucks (compliment). There are still massive issues with the way Alicent and Helaena are being written but Rhaenyra constantly trying to have an Aaron Sorkin moment and it turning out she’s almost as ill prepared as fucking Aegon ii is sooo entertaining. She spends the whole episode feeling like shit and stepping on rakes she put there herself then carefully picking them up while failing to notice she’s dropping more rakes, which is what happens when you try to model yourself after your idiot father who was bad at everything and his idiot brother who has no concept of being good at anything except antagonizing everyone around him to the point of violence. Malcolm Tucker ragebait episode

you do have to respect the show taking an entire episode to ask actually what IS Rhaenyra Targaryen’s tax policy and the answer being “Uh oh! Turns out Viserys never taught any of his children how to count”

I’ve been framing this as “Viserys didn’t teach his heir and/or spare anything” but like what did Viserys do successfully? ​Three dumb bitches saying “what would you have me do?” to no one in particular