toby flenderson is the scranton strangler

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

catch me breaking into the louvre to flirt w/ the statues when they come alive at midnight

It’s very comforting to know that Dan and Phil are at a point where they can naturally tell us stuff along the lines of “he ran into the room in his underwear.” Three years ago those words would have never left Phil’s mouth and I’m just so happy how much they’ve grown and how trusted their fan base is nowadays.

you aren’t a bad person for wanting to get out of a situation that’s triggering you

life suggestion: enjoy all the little parts of your day you’d normally just dismiss as not much. romanticize life. realize how much you appreciate that the sun is out or how much you appreciate the warmth of your morning cup of coffee. take the time to appreciate the little things and suddenly your day won’t seem so bad.