Two of a kind

My wife’s abs are made of Funyuns 😍

actually HE transitioned and now sells HEshells by the heashore.

Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.

lol sorry that I have a crush on you

So many doors will open for you when you decide it's okay to start over.

Y'all ever met somebody who brought you comfort naturally? Like when you with them you forget about anything bad and instantly feel peace

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

begging people to realize that "androgynous" is not code for "somewhere on the soft butch to elven twink continuum"

androgyny can & does mean big tits and huge beards and thick dark body hair and cock bulge and fat rolls and dark skin btw and i am soooo sick and tired of people talking about "androgyny" when they only mean a specific form of androgyny that prioritizes the least amount of visible sex characteristics possible alongside "ethereal" whiteness and thinness stop defining androgyny by lack im gonna go insane

idk who out there needs to hear this but androgynous does not just mean "not obviously male or female," it also means "a combination of masculine and feminine traits." why do y'all think AndroGynous means "gender neutral." hello. hello.

yknow what also: why does gender ambiguity have to solely be about trying to look like you could be either a cis man or a cis woman? part of the fun for me is making people go "they're obviously gay or trans, but which and in what way???"

i just feel things deeply & it tires me

stop being fucking funny i’m gonna fall in love with you bitch