im the batter and I jumped down the chimney

Is this blog ever going to come back at some indeterminate point in the future?

greetings hello hi howdy is everything okay on your end

Jeez, Valerie, not to be insulting or anything, but you really don't look the best right now. (Then again, I suppose that's what happens when you climb out of a pile of ash.) Do you need a brush or a hug or something?

Oh dear Valerie! You seem a bit dirty! I have a warm towel and some catfood!

(Just want to say that I really love your art style!)

Valerie... That's a nice name! Here, let me help you out there. (uses omniscient anon powers to pull him out of the pile of ash)

Greetings, presumably feline entity! You must be quite confused by your current predicament. Regardless, I, and by extension my omniscient colleagues, shall endeavor to help you in any way possible. First, though, I feel obligated to request that you tell me your name.

I think that I should go save Valerie from Japhet. Maybe then Pablo will be happy. It can't be that hard, all I've got to do is kill the bird before it comes out of his mouth. (turns to Zacharie) So, my good sir, how much are your bats going for today? I am in possession of five thousand credits, so I'd like the best one that I can currently buy, please.

(quietly turns into a spectre and waits to see how long it'll take until Batter sees me. When he attacks, I'll merely teleport out of the way and cause him to fall on his face. Everyone will have a good laugh at his expense.)

(This is for the Batter whenever he gets the askbox off his head) Can you feel the infection of your creation? The stalking evil at your location? You still do not sense the desecration of your creation? Then you've become the abomination!