blood member of darkness

Keith david is in every show and movie ever made. I saw him in nosferatu he was one of the rats

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

(guy who watches youtube videos with titles like "the darkest soda adverts iceberg" for 5 hours a day) yeah i wish i could get back into reading but i just don't have the time honestly

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

listen. in this fantasy realm you’ve been isekai’d into, our elemental system corresponds roughly to the major seinfeld characters and their traits. this is entirely coincidental and shouldn’t distract you from the fact that you’re about to be killed by Kramer Orcs