Retrouvailles

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

Well that’s just FANTASTIC.

@vague-magnus-archives @entities-of-posts

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

@cryptid-crawly thought u might like this

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks