Who the hell thinks english is an easy language lmao

honestly anyone thats ever spoken any other language ever

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

If you think that I am going to watch a whole show just to see a few moments of my otp then you’re goddamn right.

Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them

if you’re having a shit day, know this: my local zoo has an alpaca named alpacino.

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we