I Guess I Live Here Now

I know pars is June but I couldn’t remember yours

I know pars is June but I couldn’t remember yours

-Right after they started dating Artem got kidnapped by their old cult-they belonged to some kind of music based Christianity adjacent cult when they were a kid- Beau killed their ex in the rescue and said ex is a ghost now that keeps bothering us

-Artems like street adopted by calendar man since he was their first boss so he’s kind of our grandpa

- Artems asshole dad died under mysterious circumstances which is why we live in the manor and not in the alley

-Beau spoke to a different fae king to get permission to start a new court in Gotham, and said permission was granted which is why those two invited fae royalty and some gods to their wedding

And yeah they killed Mike but Mike was going to cut out pars voice box to make them not have powers anymore which would have killed them slowly and painfully

-Right after they started dating Artem got kidnapped by their old cult-they belonged to some kind of music based Christianity adjacent cult when they were a kid- Beau killed their ex in the rescue and said ex is a ghost now that keeps bothering us

-Artems like street adopted by calendar man since he was their first boss so he’s kind of our grandpa

- Artems asshole dad died under mysterious circumstances which is why we live in the manor and not in the alley

-Beau spoke to a different fae king to get permission to start a new court in Gotham, and said permission was granted which is why those two invited fae royalty and some gods to their wedding

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-Right after they started dating Artem got kidnapped by their old cult-they belonged to some kind of music based Christianity adjacent cult when they were a kid- Beau killed their ex in the rescue and said ex is a ghost now that keeps bothering us

-Artems like street adopted by calendar man since he was their first boss so he’s kind of our grandpa

- Artems asshole dad died under mysterious circumstances which is why we live in the manor and not in the alley

-Beau spoke to a different fae king to get permission to start a new court in Gotham, and said permission was granted which is why those two invited fae royalty and some gods to their wedding

...hmm...do you like rodents?

I hope so

[A suden very abrupt buzzer like someone is buzzing into answer a question] your now a cappybara