My dera diary...

For real though, if Martin ever actually escapes and he chooses to go to Jessica’s house, that woman is so going to throw whatever she’s holding (phone, shoe, wine glass) directly at his head, high-speed. I mean, do you remember how deadly she was with a high-heeled shoe and Martin’s face on Malcolm’s TV?

I may be mistaken but If I remember correctly, there was a moment in one of all those promos, clips and bits they've shown us of the 2nd season where Martin says something on the lines of "My kids need me"... 😏😏😏

...I feel called out

This is bloody genius

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

AWESOME.

Note taken

It's a mass delusion.