In which, Odagiri is brutally murdered by Jitsui. lol jk He just made him play a horror video game.
Link to the full translation here.
Jitsui: Virtual Scientific and Cultural Research Club! Today’s agenda is this!
Tazaki: Hm? A horror game?
Jitsui: You worded it wrong. It’s an action game where you run and fight zombies! The graphics, the music, the motions! It’s a super scary game being celebrated on the internet! I’d like you two play this for me.
Tazaki: Odagiri, calm down.
Jitsui: I want my next work to be a romance story born out of running away from zombies! A gory, shocking love suspense story! So, if you could help me with that…
Odagiri: W–…. wh–…. why–…
Tazaki: I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve asked this but, Jitsui, you’re writing a shoujo manga, right?
Jitsui: Yes, that’s right. But I’m sure that the readers are all tired of that school love story trope. I’ll use this for a bit of a change!
Tazaki: I think it’s too big of a change.
Odagiri: 「I’m begging you, horror genres are truly impossible, I’m so sorry.」
Tazaki: Odagiri is making it rain dogeza(5) stickers…
Jitsui: So it’s really impossible, huh? I don’t have anyone else but you two… I’m sorry, it was wrong of me, please forget it.
Tazaki: And so, we’re playing the said game in our club room…
Odagiri: I-…impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
Jitsui: IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE!
Odagiri: AAAAAHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!
Jitsui: DON’T LET GO OF THE CONTROLLER!
Odagiri: AAAH!! ARRRRHHH!! AAAAARGHH!!
Tazaki: As you can hear, Odagiri’s HP is almost at 0. I’d take his place but, Jitsui said it’s pointless to make people who aren’t scared to play it.
Tazaki: Kaminaga, you’re no good with horror, right? I beg you, please take Odagiri’s place! I’ll be waiting for you in the club room!
Kaminaga: W-wait–…! How can one so unreasonable?!
Miyoshi: Why don’t you hurry and go?
Fukumoto: Bring them some of the madeleines I baked earlier.
Kaminaga: You two are so cold!
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