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When it’s winter but you still have to walk across campus to get to class

fuck i’m so in love with you you can’t even imagine

Sometimes I worry about how much I love you; I fear that the love will end or not be reciprocated. This fear haunts me, and keeps me from a lot. But, when I’m with you, when I feel your love uniting with mine, that fear is no more. Love is strengthened, the desire to have you increases. Time passes…time flies, but when I am no longer with you, the fear continues.

My heart is heavy and my eyes start to pool and I miss you like the waves miss the shore.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

And She serve dessert

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge