Honey, Honey

The founder of Little Caesars pizza paid Rosa Parks’ rent for over 10 years. When Mike Ilitch learned the 81-year-old civil rights activist had been robbed and beaten in her Detroit home in 1994, he wanted to move her to a safer apartment- so he established a trust to cover the housing expenses and continued paying her rent every single month until she died in 2005.

If you pretend to understand your baby, they might start talking sooner. Studies show infants whose parents respond to them in conversational patterns have better language skills and more vocalization during their toddler years- because if they can understand early on that speech elicits a reaction, they are more likely to use words to get what they want. 

Researchers say the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ sends a negative message to kids, because an elf that’s always watching but never interacting with them teaches them to accept a surveillance state. It can also be really confusing because it’s the only toy they have that can’t be touched or played with. 

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Taurus: What an angle.

Pisces: I think you mean “angel”?

Taurus: Just shut up and drink the chocolate milk before I give it to Cancer

Capricorn: Really? Give me an example.

Taurus: Refrigerator.

Libra: That's-nice of you