In one kiss, you'll know all I haven't said.

Looks like the Mothman will be joining the Babadook…

this person probably has to study for finals

I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT TAKE MY CAT TO PROM. WHAT A FOOL I AM!!!!

can my thoughts leave me alone for five minutes

$20 is like one adult dollar

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

This will never not be true. Or funny.

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal