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anytime he sucks on a mint leaf. he truly cannot just be a normal person who chews gum, can he?????

thought a girl was pretty so he convinced his friend to ask her out. this makes no sense because although gansey is a dramatic bitch, he is also a dumb bitch

when he runs into cabeswater and just starts yelling at the sky

fully commissioning his sister to fly him and his friends IN A HELICOPTER so they can find a dead welsh king

did not buy his mother a birthday gift because he himself was a gift

couldn’t sleep so he built an entire model of their town out of empty cardboard boxes and other trash

“top shelf” “beg pardon?” gansey stop talking like an 82 year old man ur 17

was mad once and kicked his shoes across the room, proceeding to say “yee haw” under his breath for absolutely no reason

started calling blue ‘jane’ so much that it was surprising whenever he called her by her real name. all because he’s “always liked the name jane.”

when ronan tricked him into listening to the murder squash song and gansey rips off the headphones and says “bastard. bastard. you betrayed my trust.” gansey, sir, this is a mcdonalds

when blue called his aquamarine polo shirt ugly and he got defensive and called her an eggplant in retaliation

when gansey was pissed at ronan and adam laughed at ronan’s joke and gansey said “et tu, brute? disappointed.” is it really that deep, richard ???

is literally a millionaire and drives a car from 1973 that breaks down anytime anyone even looks at it. if you talk shit about said car, gansey will burst a blood vessel

also lives in a factory where the fridge is in the same room as the toilet when he could’ve been a normal teenage millionaire and bought a house

anytime he sucks on a mint leaf. he truly cannot just be a normal person who chews gum, can he?????

thought a girl was pretty so he convinced his friend to ask her out. this makes no sense because although gansey is a dramatic bitch, he is also a dumb bitch

when he runs into cabeswater and just starts yelling at the sky

fully commissioning his sister to fly him and his friends IN A HELICOPTER so they can find a dead welsh king

did not buy his mother a birthday gift because he himself was a gift

couldn’t sleep so he built an entire model of their town out of empty cardboard boxes and other trash

“top shelf” “beg pardon?” gansey stop talking like an 82 year old man ur 17

was mad once and kicked his shoes across the room, proceeding to say “yee haw” under his breath for absolutely no reason

started calling blue ‘jane’ so much that it was surprising whenever he called her by her real name. all because he’s “always liked the name jane.”

when ronan tricked him into listening to the murder squash song and gansey rips off the headphones and says “bastard. bastard. you betrayed my trust.” gansey, sir, this is a mcdonalds

when blue called his aquamarine polo shirt ugly and he got defensive and called her an eggplant in retaliation

when gansey was pissed at ronan and adam laughed at ronan’s joke and gansey said “et tu, brute? disappointed.” is it really that deep, richard ???

is literally a millionaire and drives a car from 1973 that breaks down anytime anyone even looks at it. if you talk shit about said car, gansey will burst a blood vessel

also lives in a factory where the fridge is in the same room as the toilet when he could’ve been a normal teenage millionaire and bought a house

OH?!?!?! LOVE THIS!!! LET”S GO!!! 

(Ik I say this whenever I answer a prompt but sorry if this isn’t really what you had in mind it just came to me!)

Also sorry this took me FOREVER but life got kinda crazy for a bit! 

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Monday 12:13pm 

Blake: Hey, dinner tonight? 

Yang: Can’t. Sorry. Raincheck?

Blake: Sure. Everything ok?

Yang: Yeah. Just…busy. 

Blake sighs and puts her scroll down on the table in front of her, trying not to appear as disappointed as she felt. Unfortunately for her she was never good at hiding her emotions. Also unfortunately for her Weiss happens to walk into the room at that moment. 

“Why do you look like a kicked kitten?” Weiss asks, likely referencing the fact that Blake’s feline ears are pointed down, almost pressed against her head, 

“It’s nothing.” 

“Well it certainly doesn’t seem like nothing.” Weiss moves to sit next to Blake at the table in the dining room of the house where the team has been staying while in Atlas. 

“I just haven’t seen Yang all day and when I tried to see if she wanted to go out to dinner she kinda blew me off. Do you know where she went?”Blake wonders aloud. 

“I’m not sure,” Weiss responds after a moment “She headed out pretty early this morning. I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about though. Ruby even went with her so I’m sure it’s just one of their weird sister rituals or whatever.” Weiss rolls her eyes and Blake can’t help but laugh. That did make sense. 

“Thanks, you’re probably right.” Blake couldn’t help but feel a bit ridiculous about even feeling worried in the first place. 

“Of course I am!” Weiss mocks. “Honestly though don’t mention it, it’s “what friends are for,” or so Ruby keeps telling me. Also, random question, chocolate or vanilla cake?” 

“Uh… chocolate I guess, why?” Blake is curious about the sudden change of topic. 

“Oh no reason,” Weiss seems to brush off the question as she leaves the room while typing something into her scroll. “Though next time maybe you should just talk to your girlfriend about what’s bothering you instead of moping around” she calls back, causing heat to rise to Blake’s cheeks. 

so we arrive in Typical Rural Midwest seeking the Lost Backstory of the Amnesiac Heroine, and we find a woman and a child she had emotional ties with which are not necessarily made entirely explicit

so then the Presumed Villain catches up with us and comes clean about his Tragic, Revelatory Backstory and together we all find our way to the McGuffin Location where in addition to the supposed mcguffin we discover his actual mcguffin is A Woman And A Child He Had Emotional Ties With Which Are Not Necessarily Made Entirely Explicit

this is elementary movie language you mincing broflakes

this is blatant parallelism you simple phonograph scratches